Ten Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed

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HELP!! ! THERE'S A WHOLE HEAP OF MONKEYS TEARING MY HOUSE APART!! !! ! THEY'RE BREAKING EVERYTHING!! !

OH NO!!

THIS ONE'S GOT A KNIFE---


ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed
Get the shotgun down
Blast one in their crown
Nine little monkeys jumping on the bed

Nine little monkeys jumping on the bed
This one's a test patient for the Ebola Virus
Now he's dead!

Eight little monkeys jumping on the bed

Eight little monkeys jumping on the bed
One is smuggled on a plane to Phuket
And sold on the black market as an exotic pet

Seven little monkeys jumping on the bed

Seven little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One jumped through the roof instead
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
"I told him not to do that!"

Six little monkeys jumping on the bed...

Six little monkeys jumping on the bed
One was sold off for animal experiments
Now he's got wires coming out of his head
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed

VS

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
2 have a cat fight and one ends up dead,
the other gets kicked off of the bed,
3 little monkeys jumping on the bed.

3 little monkeys jumping on the bed
???
25 little monkeys jumping on the bed

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed. One shot up, and OD on Heroin
Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said, "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Then the doctor got sued for not noticing the other 23 monkeys on the bed.