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16 Jun 2010, 3:25 am

Why do I have such terrible luck? I touched the big lighter thing I had. Just the tip. It hurt like heck, so I rubbed it against my blanket and touched my blanket. That hurt as well.

Moral: fire is mean.


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16 Jun 2010, 3:44 am

You just can't learn from your mistakes, can you? :lol:



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16 Jun 2010, 3:59 am

I didn't think the tip applied under the same rules as 'no metal when hot'. And, blankets are not metal! :lol:


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16 Jun 2010, 4:17 am

Ouch.

Most recently I burned myself because I just HAD to touch a frying pan. I knew I shouldn't, what was I thinking! And I'm nearly 39, when will I ever learn. :(



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16 Jun 2010, 5:15 am

i keep eating too-hot food and burning my mouth. i sorta remind me of a cat i used to have, who when i was feeding it could never learn to wait until i finished pouring the catfood into the dish before moving its head over the bowl to eat, resulting in a mess of catfood dumped on the cat's dumb head. redumbancy- what a concept.



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16 Jun 2010, 5:16 am

Ferdinand wrote:
Moral: fire is mean.


but life is meaner still.



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16 Jun 2010, 5:26 am

auntblabby wrote:
i keep eating too-hot food and burning my mouth. i sorta remind me of a cat i used to have, who when i was feeding it could never learn to wait until i finished pouring the catfood into the dish before moving its head over the bowl to eat, resulting in a mess of catfood dumped on the cat's dumb head. redumbancy- what a concept.


That made me laugh.

And I hate burning my tongue.


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16 Jun 2010, 6:33 am

Is this thread a joke?



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16 Jun 2010, 6:42 am

Fire is my one true love :heart:



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16 Jun 2010, 7:03 am

Pizza and the roof of my mouth hate each other. My hands hardly care if they get burned any more. So rough from metalworking, falling off bikes, etc. In biology class we did a test of how well you sense touch. Lets say 1 is perfect and 15 is horrible. My hands rated a 15 and my arms rated a 1. I can feel through every single hair on my arm not to mention half my family has sensitive skin but my hands are worthless for sensory use.



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16 Jun 2010, 7:10 am

Ferdinand wrote:
Why do I have such terrible luck? I touched the big lighter thing I had. Just the tip. It hurt like heck, so I rubbed it against my blanket and touched my blanket. That hurt as well.

Moral: fire is mean.


Maybe you shouldn't have a lighter. :P


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16 Jun 2010, 8:02 am

jc6chan wrote:
Is this thread a joke?


not really- but life is one great cosmic joke, about as funny as hellfires a'burnin'. btw, jc6chan- thank you loads for the acronyms thread, that has provided me with much enjoyment and mental exercise.



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16 Jun 2010, 11:35 am

I constantly electrocute myself when I put in or remove the charger from my laptop. It doesn't hurt as much, but it hurts, and it happens all the time.



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16 Jun 2010, 11:38 am

*hands ferdinand oven mitts* never take those off and you should be fine


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16 Jun 2010, 12:21 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8[/youtube]
You gonna burn!


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16 Jun 2010, 12:22 pm

It's good to see the OP didn't get flamed for doing this... :lol:

(yeah, I had to try and do a crappy pun :P )

Edit: ohh, this was my 2000th post. Ohhh yeah.