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27 Jun 2010, 12:43 am

You guys remember a website I recommended not long ago called Hatebook? If not, it's a site where you can anonymously post things in life that you hate. This post in particular really made me laugh. I just thought I'd share it with you:

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I hate when in Mario kart you're this much [] off from the finish line and like 3 shells hit you. And then you're 3rd, when you were supposed to be 1st.

I hate being Toad in the booster seat because people like Wario can easily fling you to the side. But I pick Toad cause he's so cute and awesome..

I hate the flame flyers cause they're really not that great.

I hate when the lightning hits you in Mushroom Gorge while bouncing off mushrooms and you shrink and fall. That irks me...

I hate when I fall off in Warios Gold Mine. Grr. I also hate the bats that smack you in the face. Darn bats.

I HATE peach/baby peach! Who does she think she is! Yoshi owns you any day, beotch!!

I hate Donkey Kong's voice! It drives me up the wall!



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27 Jun 2010, 12:46 am

That's hilarious. The thing that makes it even more comical, is that I share that person's views. :lol:


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27 Jun 2010, 6:31 am

speaking of Mario cart my brother and cousin hid it form me cause i wanted to playy it every minted when i got started



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27 Jun 2010, 7:12 am

I couldn't agree with the bottom one more. Donkey kong completely lost his masculinity in the game. He went from being a badass gorilla to a... whatever else he can be labeled as. The most unused character.


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27 Jun 2010, 7:22 am

hahahahaha, everytime I'm going to play mario karts, I'm going to think this. :lol:


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27 Jun 2010, 8:18 am

I remember playing Mario kart on the N64. :)


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27 Jun 2010, 11:49 am

I hate in Mario kart 64 where in extra mode all the traffic is coming at me in Toad's Turnpike and it's hard to pass the fricken course. :x



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27 Jun 2010, 12:39 pm

I always hated getting smashed by one of those shells, falling off the course, slipping on a banana peel, or basically any other disaster that could impede on my winning the race. :x

Also, anyone else notice how in Mario Kart Peach's voice is very high-pitched? Her voice in Super Mario 64 is more dignified and womanly. :roll:



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27 Jun 2010, 6:17 pm

Descartes wrote:
I always hated getting smashed by one of those shells, falling off the course, slipping on a banana peel, or basically any other disaster that could impede on my winning the race. :x

Also, anyone else notice how in Mario Kart Peach's voice is very high-pitched? Her voice in Super Mario 64 is more dignified and womanly. :roll:


That's kinda creepy.... Guess what? My voice just changed.... :lol:


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27 Jun 2010, 7:20 pm

I like how in Mario Kart 64 Bowser can hurt weaker enemies in battles just by ramming them. It's fun to do a battle and ram Yoshi to death when nobody's holding P2's controller.

Pretend Yoshi is someone you hate. Ram that scapegoat!



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27 Jun 2010, 10:04 pm

I hate it when I'm in first place and the only items I get are banana peels. :cry:


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27 Jun 2010, 10:13 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I remember playing Mario kart on the N64. :)


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27 Jun 2010, 10:22 pm

I was once listening to Mario Kart 64 music on youtube and I left a comment saying The new Mario kart games are better and compared to them this is lame but still a classic. I pissed a few people off and my comment got marked down and I got a few responses to my comment.



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27 Jun 2010, 11:47 pm

I hate all the same things as that person. Except for the booster seat thing, because I don't use it, nor do I often use Toad.

In addition to Donkey Kong's voice, I also deeply hate Rosalina's and Birdo's. I won't even let other people play as them if we're playing together.

For the first "hate": I was playing Mario Kart Wii earlier tonight with my cousins. Two of us had crossed the finish line in 1st and 2nd, and the other was in 3rd right at the finish line, Koopa Cape. She got hit with a shell and fell off the waterfall. Dropped back on the ground, was hit by another shell and knocked off the waterfall again! Finally escaped, and crossed the finish line in 10th place. It was highly entertaining.


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28 Jun 2010, 12:08 am

I hate how I am playing the new Mario Kart games and I hate how I am winning and then shells are thrown at me, especially that spiky one. What's worse is when I am right close to the finish line and it happens and then I don't come in first.



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28 Jun 2010, 12:22 am

book_noodles wrote:
I hate it when I'm in first place and the only items I get are banana peels. :cry:


It is rather boring that they don't give you more interesting items when you're in first. I often wish for a glitch that will give me a Bullet Bill - I don't care if I'm already half a track ahead of everyone, I want to be a Bullet Bill! Hell, give me an ironic blue shell, just something other than a banana peel!

Another hate: When I'm given a Bullet Bill and it drops me off right at the edge of a cliff, forcing me to fall off the track.

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