Make up Facts about a person you like/love!

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You know, like Chuck Norris Facts. It's simple, and can also apply to WP members, as well. Mine are for Molly Ringwald.

1. Molly Ringwald doesn't cook. She bakes.
2. Molly Ringwald once slept with a nerd the same hair color as her. The nerd is now known as Chuck Norris.
3. Molly Ringwald once got knocked up in China. She went into labor at sea and gave birth to Japan.
4. Molly Ringwald's home entertainment device is capable of playing every video format ever made. Yes, including Betamax.
5. Molly Ringwald is the reason why Waldo is hiding, because he's always looking for a place where he can masturbate to her awesomeness.
6. Molly Ringwald has two faces: dopey stare and rage.
7. Neon Genesis Evangelion makes sense to Molly Ringwald.
8. Molly Ringwald is the reason why Ethan Mars has blackouts.
9. Molly Ringwald can win a staring contest with Magibon.
10. Molly Ringwald will not vomit if she watches 2Girls1Cup.
11. When Molly Ringwald puts her head on your leg while Crowded House's "Don't Dream It's Over" plays, you have become a man.
12. Molly Ringwald HATES Freddie Prinze, Jr.
13. Molly Ringwald's power level is OVER 9000!! !
14. Molly Ringwald's screams of "shut up" can level cities.
15. Molly Ringwald is awesome because she's Molly Ringwald.

The Breakfast Club xD

Molly Ringwold does not have ringworm.

*Sings 'Don't You Forget About Me'*

I suck at making s**t up. Especially about other people.