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11 Aug 2010, 3:17 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Could you imagine this guy on America's Got Talent?

This might be the best article on Wikipedia.

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11 Aug 2010, 3:30 pm

That would be funny, to see.

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11 Aug 2010, 4:07 pm

Another flatulist? Not Mr. Methane?

Edit: O NVM, he's dead.

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11 Aug 2010, 4:13 pm

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Pujol was "gifted" in the sense that he was able to inhale air into his rectum and then control the release of that air using his sphincter muscles (avoiding any associated odour).

That's the greatest sentence I've ever read.

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11 Aug 2010, 4:52 pm

Moog wrote:

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Pujol was "gifted" in the sense that he was able to inhale air into his rectum and then control the release of that air using his sphincter muscles (avoiding any associated odour).

That's the greatest sentence I've ever read.

Rofl

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11 Aug 2010, 4:58 pm

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With the outbreak of World War I, Pujol, horrified by the inhumanity of the conflict, retired from the stage and returned to his bakery in Marseille. Later he opened a biscuit factory in Toulon.

Where he invented the Air Biscuit

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11 Aug 2010, 5:07 pm

"Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms"

LOL!

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11 Aug 2010, 5:27 pm

takemitsu wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Could you imagine this guy on America's Got Talent?

Another professional farter, Mr Methane (mentioned above), actually did appear on the British version of the show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQQpIOCp_A

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11 Aug 2010, 6:47 pm

Someone certainly needs to cut down on the beans

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11 Aug 2010, 11:12 pm

skysaw wrote:

takemitsu wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Could you imagine this guy on America's Got Talent?

Another professional farter, Mr Methane (mentioned above), actually did appear on the British version of the show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQQpIOCp_A

Never seen him. It's nice to know that the art of fart didn't die with Frenchy.

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