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11 Aug 2010, 1:06 am

Anyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.



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11 Aug 2010, 1:10 am

*nod* That's why I always say "I'm so happy I could piss myself".

... or maybe I'm just crude. :lol:


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11 Aug 2010, 8:57 am

:lol:


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11 Aug 2010, 9:00 am

lol, i haven't heard that in a long time :lol: :lol:


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11 Aug 2010, 12:06 pm

Happiness comes from a warm gun that you clean with a wet hand.


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11 Aug 2010, 12:26 pm

That's funny. :lol:


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11 Aug 2010, 6:57 pm

Maybe incontinent people are incontinent due to extreme euphoria. In that case, I can't wait till I get old and my bowels lose their efficiency.


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11 Aug 2010, 6:57 pm

fashfash is like a wind

you can't see him but you know he's there


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11 Aug 2010, 10:54 pm

Hodor wrote:
Maybe incontinent people are incontinent due to extreme euphoria. In that case, I can't wait till I get old and my bowels lose their efficiency.


You don't want that to happen to you. Believe me. 8)


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12 Aug 2010, 4:10 am

What do you mean like? Happiness is peeing in my pants.


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12 Aug 2010, 4:15 am

FashFash wrote:
Anyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.


Lots of people can NOT see my happiness. People think I'm upset or something when I feel happy. Having someone pee their pants would make me lath unless I have to clean it up :lol: Some people pee their pants from lathing a lot :lol:


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12 Aug 2010, 4:20 am

nick007 wrote:
FashFash wrote:
Anyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.


Lots of people can NOT see my happiness. People think I'm upset or something when I feel happy.

Same here.



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12 Aug 2010, 6:20 pm

nick007 wrote:
FashFash wrote:
Anyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.


Lots of people can NOT see my happiness. People think I'm upset or something when I feel happy. Having someone pee their pants would make me lath unless I have to clean it up :lol: Some people pee their pants from lathing a lot :lol:


What's lathing? How do you lath?



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13 Aug 2010, 7:41 pm

I'm feeling very warm, today. :P


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14 Aug 2010, 5:26 am

happy is a pup with 2 peepies.



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14 Aug 2010, 7:26 am

FashFash wrote:
nick007 wrote:
FashFash wrote:
Anyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.


Lots of people can NOT see my happiness. People think I'm upset or something when I feel happy. Having someone pee their pants would make me lath unless I have to clean it up :lol: Some people pee their pants from lathing a lot :lol:


What's lathing? How do you lath?

Lathing=laughing
No idea why he likes to spell it that way though.