Smileys...Make up a story

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One day there was this really happy go-lucky girl walking down the street.
She met mister smiles. He was a soft-spoken man, and they instantly fell in love and got married.
Unfortunately, they had a pessimistic son who eventually tore them apart
His mom was surprised at how this could happen, they were practically made for each other.
His dad was shocked at how her husband could let this happen.
Her dad was confused as much as her mom was surprised.
Yet, her mom was cool with it, because she hated him anyways.
All the while, the son was laughing, thinking it was just a stupid joke.
But when he found out that it wasn't, he was ANGRY.
When he asked he relatives what he should do, they just laughed because they knew it was a lost cause.
Then he realized that he was the cause of it.
He cried and cried, and KNEW that he had to fix it.
Meanwhile, the mother-in-law was planning something evil.
She was planning something sick and twisted for the smiles, since he was no longer married to her girl.
Yet when she told her husband, he just rolled his eyes, he knew she couldn't carry it out.
He even went as far as to wink to her, implying that she should go through with it.
That made her angry, but she didn't show it, no, they must not know how much hate she had.
On the other part of the story, happy girl was confused about what to do with her life.
Then she had an Idea, she should go on a date.
So she hurried out the door.
Smiles didn't really care, he still had a good life, and wanted her to have one too.
Then he became REALLY happy because now he could do what he had always wanted...
Dress up as a Ninja for halloween!
She aaaaalwaaays made him dress up as a jester.
But now that she didn't have his heart, he could do w.h.a.t.e.v.e.r. he wanted.
Her dad told him that he looked nerdy.
He also showed the guy a skull and told him that if he ever hurt his little girl, that is what he would become.
Even Smiles son knew it was a bad thing.
So Smiles made a wish on a star.
He made a wish @ www.wishonastar.com
Then an Alien came.
He thought the world was going to end.
Turns out, it was a drunken Happy-go-lucky girl.
She wanted to take a picture to send it to their son.
When he looked at her, though, he saw that she had a black eye.
She was also with her date, conveniently dressed as cyclops.
The next thing he did probably made him look like a clown.
He danced around like a monkey, trying to prepare to fight her date (though he had no clue)
Then he slammed the pig to the ground.
Her double date rabbit...
And a pirate...
Quickly backed away, but made sure to stick out their tongue at Mr. Smiles, showing whose side they were on.
But they remained quiet,
It was smiles on the right...
And cyclops on the left, and the tension was palpable.
They were both pale from fighting it out, and suddenly, BAM! Smiles, knocked him out cold.
The entire bar erupted in cheers!
Also, a random man in an afro congratulated Smiles.
Smiles, was so confused, and drunk.
People were saluting him.
But the room was bouncing around him.
However, he realized what he had just done, and smiled as bright as the sun.
Just then, a cat slithered up his leg.
Santa met him
With his reindeer following
The king,
Queen,
And joker came up from the cards on the playing table to see him
I mean for heavens sake, he saw the pharaoh.
He started shaking
He was shaking so badly that the people in the bar thought he was having a seizure.
His head was spinning,
His face was turning colors, and he passed out. He gave up on consciousness and passed out.
Next thing he knows, he is waking up to see spiderman staring down at him.
He studies spiderman's face...
He also sees batman with him...
Then they hand him money,
But it is really nasty money covered with blood.
He really thinks about what had happened and why he was surrounded by batman and spiderman.
Then he remembers his fight that he got into a fight last night, and that is why he is so banged up and in the hospital.
He still doesn't get why spiderman and batman were there.
Then he understand that they were Happy-go-lucky girl's parents, and gets angry with himself for letting this happen.
Then in the words of Homer Simpson, the evil dad says Doh! (Because He realized who they were)
And the Very Evil mother Knocks him while he is already down, and tells him why it is no-duh
He starts hailing her, thinking she will be merciful.
But she won't, so he SCREAMS like a little girl for help.
The police rush in, and they look innocent. He tells the story, and the police still think they are innocent, so they leave.
The dad then says that he is tired, and it is becoming very boring.
The evil mom shrugs and says, what the heck, we will let him get away, he had already broken every bone in his body.
She gave him a thumbs up, and left.
He ended up laughing on the ground, thinking how funny his life was, and then re-broke all his bones.

The end.

Try and write your own.

This shall be fun to see.