That really is asking an awful lot, Irulan!
You can get the basics by googling what planets fall in what signs, Sun in Aquarius, Mars in Scorpio etc.
Then the planets in the houses, eg. Mars in 1st house, Chiron in the 8th house.
Then the aspects... the half-pyramid shaped grid in the lower left... look up 'astrological symbols' to find a key to the symbols. Then google Sun square Mars, for example. You have the Moon in conjunction to Uranus, which might amuse some.
This is a crude way of gleaning some information from an astrological chart.
I think cafe astrology does computer generated natal chart reports for free, that will save you some work. They don't do progressed charts though, afaik
I never really got around to learning how to properly do progressions and transits, so you're on your own there.
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