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18 Nov 2010, 10:55 pm
18 Nov 2010, 10:59 pm
18 Nov 2010, 11:17 pm
menintights wrote:
You know what else I found on facebook that I agree with?
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Your status updates are annoying. Pointlessly, pathetically, painfully annoying.
Look, nobody cares about your pretend crops, or your pretend animals on your pretend farm. And unless you’re really in the Mafia, all whacking should be done behind closed doors and kept to yourself. And sorry to break it to you, but you’re not actually hot enough to have stalkers. So nobody really cares where you’ve checked in. We also don’t care: how yummy your dinner was, how difficult your workout was, or how amazing your boyfriend or girlfriend is.
Feeling incredibly blessed? Having the worst day ever? Either way, how about you elaborate and entertain us with some genuinely interesting details instead of just teasing us with that pointlessly vague cryptic crap that makes us wonder what the hell actually happened.
Newsflash: we all hate Mondays, we all love weekends, and we don’t mean to be insensitive but neither Jesus Christ nor your recently deceased relatives are actually on Facebook, MySpace, or Twitter. So talking to them via status updates doesn’t actually work. And just so you know, you can’t try to be deep, intellectual, or philosophical when your spelling and grammar makes you look like a third grade dropout. So please, stop poisoning the web with your mind-effing drivel. Put some thought and/or creativity into your next status update, and make it informative and/or entertaining to those who read it. Because this message is your official notification that your status updates are f***ing annoying.
Look, nobody cares about your pretend crops, or your pretend animals on your pretend farm. And unless you’re really in the Mafia, all whacking should be done behind closed doors and kept to yourself. And sorry to break it to you, but you’re not actually hot enough to have stalkers. So nobody really cares where you’ve checked in. We also don’t care: how yummy your dinner was, how difficult your workout was, or how amazing your boyfriend or girlfriend is.
Feeling incredibly blessed? Having the worst day ever? Either way, how about you elaborate and entertain us with some genuinely interesting details instead of just teasing us with that pointlessly vague cryptic crap that makes us wonder what the hell actually happened.
Newsflash: we all hate Mondays, we all love weekends, and we don’t mean to be insensitive but neither Jesus Christ nor your recently deceased relatives are actually on Facebook, MySpace, or Twitter. So talking to them via status updates doesn’t actually work. And just so you know, you can’t try to be deep, intellectual, or philosophical when your spelling and grammar makes you look like a third grade dropout. So please, stop poisoning the web with your mind-effing drivel. Put some thought and/or creativity into your next status update, and make it informative and/or entertaining to those who read it. Because this message is your official notification that your status updates are f***ing annoying.
this is hilarious sh#t!
i bet it pisses some people off. oh no i wouldnt want to be defriended on fb, now , would i?
CockneyRebel
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18 Nov 2010, 11:34 pm
18 Nov 2010, 11:44 pm
That's a nice saying! I really like that! 
19 Nov 2010, 12:54 am
19 Nov 2010, 2:08 am
Wombat wrote:
Two Buddhist monks were walking along the road.
They came to a stream where a young woman couldn't cross without spoiling her shoes and her dress.
One monk picked the woman up and carried her across the stream.
They kept walking. An hour later the second monk said "What were you thinking? You know we are not allowed to touch women".
The first monk said "I put the woman down an hour ago. Are you still carrying her?"
They came to a stream where a young woman couldn't cross without spoiling her shoes and her dress.
One monk picked the woman up and carried her across the stream.
They kept walking. An hour later the second monk said "What were you thinking? You know we are not allowed to touch women".
The first monk said "I put the woman down an hour ago. Are you still carrying her?"
sorry, but i dont get it.
19 Nov 2010, 3:02 am
Musicprophets wrote:
sorry, but i dont get it.
It means that the first monk is living in "present time" while the second monk is worrying about the past.
19 Nov 2010, 8:24 am
Wombat wrote:
Two Buddhist monks were walking along the road.
They came to a stream where a young woman couldn't cross without spoiling her shoes and her dress.
One monk picked the woman up and carried her across the stream.
They kept walking. An hour later the second monk said "What were you thinking? You know we are not allowed to touch women".
The first monk said "I put the woman down an hour ago. Are you still carrying her?"
They came to a stream where a young woman couldn't cross without spoiling her shoes and her dress.
One monk picked the woman up and carried her across the stream.
They kept walking. An hour later the second monk said "What were you thinking? You know we are not allowed to touch women".
The first monk said "I put the woman down an hour ago. Are you still carrying her?"
I like that.
19 Nov 2010, 3:18 pm
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19 Nov 2010, 3:30 pm
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