Happy Festivus!

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December 23rd is a Festivus for the rest of us! So get out the aluminum pole and prepare your list for the airing of grievances. How has your family disappointed you this year?

Will this year bring another Festivus miracle? Are you prepared for the Feats of Strength? It's not over until you pin me.


If you have no idea what I'm talking about this should help.
The origin of Festivus

I hope that you have a great celebration.

oh this forum has disappointed me in so many ways

As a servant of Moloch, Lord of Fire, at my house the winter holidays are all about the children!


Man, are they good! (slow-roasted with just a hint of rosemary)



Happy Festivoose, for the rest of youse!

Happy Festivus! Too bad I'm a bit late, but here is my traditional airing of grievances:

My mother has made some things difficult for me, but I wouldn't say this disappoints me--I've long grown used to it. It is still a grievance, though. Similarly, my sister continues to pain my mother, which does not disappoint me, but is a grievance. Here's hoping they will improve their ways in the new year.

I am totally prepared for the Feats of Strength.

my doll group has disappointed me
all my other hobbies have disappointed me
this and every forum I go on has disappointed me

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChmhQz5wsOI[/youtube]

I guess I'll air my own grievances before wrapping this thing up. First and foremost, my mother causes me a lot of aggravation with her craziness. Second, I'm angry at the dumb, so-called business men whose ineptitude caused the evaporation of a job I actually liked. Finally, Winter, I'm very disappointed at how early you showed up this year. Leave early or I will throw things at you.

Now it's time for the Feats of Strength. Who will fight me? Festivus isn't over until someone pins me. Bring it!

I'll fight you BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY lol

I'm pinned. Festivus is over. The combined forces of Kilroy, Kaybee and Batman were way too much to overcome. I must now sit in a tub full of ice to recover.

The god damn batman!