Ran into an old friend at the store today!
Today I had to go to the store for tissues and I ran into a friend from when I was in special education so we began talking about old times and the funny crap that happened to us so here is one of the funny Tom B stories. This guy is completely nuts he was a bigger target for bullies in middle school than I was his name is Tom B. I remember this kid came into the boys bathroom when we were washing our hands in the sink and Tom was still using the urinal. The kid walks up to him and says I am going to get your dick and acted like he was going to grab Toms penis so Tom turns around and pisses on him right on his thigh. The kid ran backward but Tom kept shooting as the kid retreated. The kid tells on Tom so we all got called into the office with the kid who now in his gym shorts and the principal. The kid starts yelling at the principal telling Tom pissed on him. The principal then seperated all the witnesses and we all told the same story pretty much of the kid trying to grab Tom's penis forcing Tom to urinate in self-defence. The principal just sighed and shook his head laughed a little then told us all to leave except the kid who tried to grab Tom's penis who was then suspended for two weeks for trying to grab Tom's junk. I wonder how he explanined that to his parents?
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