Here's what I think God looks like.

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Giftorcurse
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26 Dec 2010, 8:42 pm

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26 Dec 2010, 8:46 pm

Looks more like a grungy Jesus to me. :roll:



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26 Dec 2010, 9:19 pm

Descartes wrote:
Looks more like a grungy Jesus to me. :roll:


Yeah, but Jesus was the son of god :lol:


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26 Dec 2010, 9:19 pm

She's as beautiful as I always imagined she would be.


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26 Dec 2010, 9:24 pm

We'd be lucky to have The Dude as God :wink:


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26 Dec 2010, 9:28 pm

Moog wrote:
She's as beautiful as I always imagined she would be.


Who is your God/Gods?



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26 Dec 2010, 9:43 pm

I have seen many paintings of God.
He's a big guy around sixty years old with white hair and he looks like an Italian.

Jesus of course has light brown hair, blue eyes and long slender fingers like a concert pianist.

Mary is pale skinned and wears clothes that only a king could afford in those days.



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26 Dec 2010, 10:41 pm

god has at least 4 arms, possibly 8.



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26 Dec 2010, 10:46 pm

my religion has a lot of gods and godesses



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26 Dec 2010, 10:47 pm

He's as greasy as I imagined him to be... :(


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26 Dec 2010, 10:50 pm

mine has horns, and has a spear

my god could kick your gods ass



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26 Dec 2010, 10:52 pm

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the resemblence is uncanny



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26 Dec 2010, 10:53 pm

Now that you mention it, god does seem like the kind of guy who has just had his head dunked into a toilet bowl.


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26 Dec 2010, 10:55 pm

yeah well.... my god is all knowing, all powerful, and all good!

...and, umm.... logically impossible!

your god is just a horny dude with a sharp stick. :roll:


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26 Dec 2010, 10:56 pm

GoonSquad wrote:
yeah well.... my god is all knowing, all powerful, and all good!

...and, umm.... logically impossible!

your god is just a horny dude with a sharp stick. :roll:


nice pun
my god is a symbol, a form of nature given to something that normally shouldn't have a form to bring it closer to the hearts and minds of people who worship him



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26 Dec 2010, 11:03 pm

If you are a Pagan you get to go to Valhalla where you fight, drink, feast and wench every day.

If you are a Muslim, then you get all those virgins and live in a palace.

If you are a Christian you get to sing hymns.

If you are a Buddhist or a Hindu then you get reborn as a frog.

So... take your choice. :D