Anyone want to make a list of whats in Taco Bell's meat?

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26 Jan 2011, 10:33 am

Anyone wants to make a list of what they think is in Taco Bell's meat flavorings?

Horse Anus
Donky Dicks
Mouse Dooky
Forearm hair
Cow puss
Natural Human flavorings

Anyone want to add to the list?

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26 Jan 2011, 10:43 am

all-purpose porpoise pus
mutilated monkey meat
itty-bitty birdie feet
greasy, grimy gopher guts

I'd sooner people take down McDonalds...

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26 Jan 2011, 10:54 am

Ahh Chihuahua

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26 Jan 2011, 11:40 am

Platypus placenta (don't ask how it got there)
Marlboro light ashes...
Whatever could be scraped off the street the night before (Road kill du jour).

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26 Jan 2011, 11:42 am

Todesking wrote:

Anyone wants to make a list of what they think is in Taco Bell's meat flavorings?

Horse Anus
Donky Dicks
Mouse Dooky
Forearm hair
Cow puss
Natural Human flavorings

Anyone want to add to the list?

How much of that last really depends on how nice you were when ordering. :wink:

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26 Jan 2011, 11:48 am

Anti-dusting agent.

Lots of anti-dusting agent.

Cause dust is such a problem when it comes to quality tacos.

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26 Jan 2011, 2:27 pm

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Ahh Chihuahua

omg. what a sweetheart! maybe the :pig:

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26 Jan 2011, 2:42 pm

People are making way too big of a deal about this.

Did anyone really believe that it was 100% beef being put in those tacos?

None of that other stuff is vile. It is edible.

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26 Jan 2011, 3:19 pm

Bull poo.

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26 Jan 2011, 4:01 pm

It's beef-styled tacos...

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26 Jan 2011, 4:13 pm

Mechanically separated possum meat
Cat egg yolk
Lizard skin
Liposuction surplus

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26 Jan 2011, 4:24 pm

Bone shards, and gristle... however I notice this in all meat in fast food restaurants .

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27 Jan 2011, 12:46 am

Fresh feline meat.

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27 Jan 2011, 1:53 am

Roadkill
Surgical waste

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27 Jan 2011, 2:13 am

Soybean Oil
Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate
Citric Acid
Sodium Alginate
Ascorbic Acid
Xanthan Gum
Sodium Citrate
Lactic Acid
Propylene Glycol Alginate
Potassium Sorbate
Disodium Inosinate
Disodium Guanylate
Calcium Disodium EDTA
FD&C Blue #1
Sodium Alginate
Anna Kournikova

Did you know according to http://www.tacobell.com/nutrition/ingredientstatement the ingredients for Tomato is Tomatoes. Yes, they actually list it... o_o

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27 Jan 2011, 6:01 pm

Banana peels
Raw fish with the scales
Earthworms
Rotten apples
Flour
Salt

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