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funeralxempire
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Joined: 27 Oct 2014
Age: 39
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 25,553
Location: Right over your left shoulder
01 Jul 2021, 1:50 am
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
AngryJackal97 wrote:
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
Cops just told me neighbors requested a welfare check because they hadn't seen me for a couple of days and thought that I was dead
I just took out the trash one hour before the cops came
Kitchen and bathroom lights on as usual
My work schedule is the same as usual
Nothing unusual changed recently
Kind of paranoid someone played a trick on me
Besides what if they were impersonators trying to commit a felony?
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer s**t
And exterminator
I just took out the trash one hour before the cops came
Kitchen and bathroom lights on as usual
My work schedule is the same as usual
Nothing unusual changed recently
Kind of paranoid someone played a trick on me
Besides what if they were impersonators trying to commit a felony?
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer s**t
And exterminator
This is why I hate neighbors. It shouldn’t be their business on what you do on a daily basis. Dead! Really!? What… did they think you were a zombie while taking out the trash?! Pttf! Hope those people move out soon and you get better neighbors.
The cops went into the kitchen and told someone on the radio that there were a lot of flies
They said that sometimes a lot of flies come to get a corpse. Then they asked if there was a corpse inside my house. It's like, not that I know of, but maybe someone broke into my house and put a cadaver inside.
Paranoid someone is playing a trick on me and they are going to do something worse
Paranoid of getting framed for a felony
Stomach unsettled and anxiety disorder
Can I hug you? You sound worried about being framed for your own untimely demise.
Maybe not really but either way your posting style has slowly grown on me over the years and I sincerely appreciate them.
01 Jul 2021, 9:17 am
funeralxempire wrote:
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
AngryJackal97 wrote:
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
Cops just told me neighbors requested a welfare check because they hadn't seen me for a couple of days and thought that I was dead
I just took out the trash one hour before the cops came
Kitchen and bathroom lights on as usual
My work schedule is the same as usual
Nothing unusual changed recently
Kind of paranoid someone played a trick on me
Besides what if they were impersonators trying to commit a felony?
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer s**t
And exterminator
I just took out the trash one hour before the cops came
Kitchen and bathroom lights on as usual
My work schedule is the same as usual
Nothing unusual changed recently
Kind of paranoid someone played a trick on me
Besides what if they were impersonators trying to commit a felony?
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer s**t
And exterminator
This is why I hate neighbors. It shouldn’t be their business on what you do on a daily basis. Dead! Really!? What… did they think you were a zombie while taking out the trash?! Pttf! Hope those people move out soon and you get better neighbors.
The cops went into the kitchen and told someone on the radio that there were a lot of flies
They said that sometimes a lot of flies come to get a corpse. Then they asked if there was a corpse inside my house. It's like, not that I know of, but maybe someone broke into my house and put a cadaver inside.
Paranoid someone is playing a trick on me and they are going to do something worse
Paranoid of getting framed for a felony
Stomach unsettled and anxiety disorder
Can I hug you? You sound worried about being framed for your own untimely demise.
Maybe not really but either way your posting style has slowly grown on me over the years and I sincerely appreciate them.
Hugs not necessary. Autistics often don't like hugs. Social distancing.
The whole thing doesn't make sense. I just got home from work one hour before the cops came. I come and go at the same schedule as usual
Besides there are many reasons why someone would not be coming and going in their house. For example, they spent a couple of days somewhere. Not everyone works 9-5 (although I do). Death is just one reason
I have lived here alone for one and a half years and that is the first time something like this happened
The cops checked the kitchen. They went through the back room
They didn't check any other rooms
They did not search warrant but if I refused they could have put on a theatrical production
There were two of them and they were bigger than me
There is only one of me and I don't have a judicial degree
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer to protect my decomposing skeleton
Besides the next door neighbors and I don't interact regularly or frequently
Makes me paranoid someone out to get me
Which I can't prove but I don't the resources (time, energy, money, skill, authority, cronies) to go around winning competition with precious lil "people" in real time
Autistic
02 Jul 2021, 6:47 pm
I had to try to reschedule a doctors appointment and now the on-hold music they used is stuck in my head. 
02 Jul 2021, 8:08 pm
funeralxempire
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Joined: 27 Oct 2014
Age: 39
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 25,553
Location: Right over your left shoulder
02 Jul 2021, 8:15 pm
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
AngryJackal97 wrote:
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
Cops just told me neighbors requested a welfare check because they hadn't seen me for a couple of days and thought that I was dead
I just took out the trash one hour before the cops came
Kitchen and bathroom lights on as usual
My work schedule is the same as usual
Nothing unusual changed recently
Kind of paranoid someone played a trick on me
Besides what if they were impersonators trying to commit a felony?
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer s**t
And exterminator
I just took out the trash one hour before the cops came
Kitchen and bathroom lights on as usual
My work schedule is the same as usual
Nothing unusual changed recently
Kind of paranoid someone played a trick on me
Besides what if they were impersonators trying to commit a felony?
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer s**t
And exterminator
This is why I hate neighbors. It shouldn’t be their business on what you do on a daily basis. Dead! Really!? What… did they think you were a zombie while taking out the trash?! Pttf! Hope those people move out soon and you get better neighbors.
The cops went into the kitchen and told someone on the radio that there were a lot of flies
They said that sometimes a lot of flies come to get a corpse. Then they asked if there was a corpse inside my house. It's like, not that I know of, but maybe someone broke into my house and put a cadaver inside.
Paranoid someone is playing a trick on me and they are going to do something worse
Paranoid of getting framed for a felony
Stomach unsettled and anxiety disorder
Can I hug you? You sound worried about being framed for your own untimely demise.
Maybe not really but either way your posting style has slowly grown on me over the years and I sincerely appreciate them.
Hugs not necessary. Autistics often don't like hugs. Social distancing.
The whole thing doesn't make sense. I just got home from work one hour before the cops came. I come and go at the same schedule as usual
Besides there are many reasons why someone would not be coming and going in their house. For example, they spent a couple of days somewhere. Not everyone works 9-5 (although I do). Death is just one reason
I have lived here alone for one and a half years and that is the first time something like this happened
The cops checked the kitchen. They went through the back room
They didn't check any other rooms
They did not search warrant but if I refused they could have put on a theatrical production
There were two of them and they were bigger than me
There is only one of me and I don't have a judicial degree
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer to protect my decomposing skeleton
Besides the next door neighbors and I don't interact regularly or frequently
Makes me paranoid someone out to get me
Which I can't prove but I don't the resources (time, energy, money, skill, authority, cronies) to go around winning competition with precious lil "people" in real time
Autistic
I might be mistaken but I don't believe the goal was to harass you, I believe they were concerned about your well-being. I might be mistaken but it seems weird to try to frame someone but also do nothing to succeed at it, whereas 'uhh, have you seen the neighbour in the past few weeks' might trigger a welfare check.
02 Jul 2021, 9:48 pm
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Sweetleaf
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Joined: 6 Jan 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 34,477
Location: Somewhere in Colorado
03 Jul 2021, 5:42 am
03 Jul 2021, 10:02 am
03 Jul 2021, 10:10 am
funeralxempire wrote:
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
AngryJackal97 wrote:
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
Cops just told me neighbors requested a welfare check because they hadn't seen me for a couple of days and thought that I was dead
I just took out the trash one hour before the cops came
Kitchen and bathroom lights on as usual
My work schedule is the same as usual
Nothing unusual changed recently
Kind of paranoid someone played a trick on me
Besides what if they were impersonators trying to commit a felony?
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer s**t
And exterminator
I just took out the trash one hour before the cops came
Kitchen and bathroom lights on as usual
My work schedule is the same as usual
Nothing unusual changed recently
Kind of paranoid someone played a trick on me
Besides what if they were impersonators trying to commit a felony?
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer s**t
And exterminator
This is why I hate neighbors. It shouldn’t be their business on what you do on a daily basis. Dead! Really!? What… did they think you were a zombie while taking out the trash?! Pttf! Hope those people move out soon and you get better neighbors.
The cops went into the kitchen and told someone on the radio that there were a lot of flies
They said that sometimes a lot of flies come to get a corpse. Then they asked if there was a corpse inside my house. It's like, not that I know of, but maybe someone broke into my house and put a cadaver inside.
Paranoid someone is playing a trick on me and they are going to do something worse
Paranoid of getting framed for a felony
Stomach unsettled and anxiety disorder
Can I hug you? You sound worried about being framed for your own untimely demise.
Maybe not really but either way your posting style has slowly grown on me over the years and I sincerely appreciate them.
Hugs not necessary. Autistics often don't like hugs. Social distancing.
The whole thing doesn't make sense. I just got home from work one hour before the cops came. I come and go at the same schedule as usual
Besides there are many reasons why someone would not be coming and going in their house. For example, they spent a couple of days somewhere. Not everyone works 9-5 (although I do). Death is just one reason
I have lived here alone for one and a half years and that is the first time something like this happened
The cops checked the kitchen. They went through the back room
They didn't check any other rooms
They did not search warrant but if I refused they could have put on a theatrical production
There were two of them and they were bigger than me
There is only one of me and I don't have a judicial degree
Sometimes I feel like I need a lawyer to protect my decomposing skeleton
Besides the next door neighbors and I don't interact regularly or frequently
Makes me paranoid someone out to get me
Which I can't prove but I don't the resources (time, energy, money, skill, authority, cronies) to go around winning competition with precious lil "people" in real time
Autistic
I might be mistaken but I don't believe the goal was to harass you, I believe they were concerned about your well-being. I might be mistaken but it seems weird to try to frame someone but also do nothing to succeed at it, whereas 'uhh, have you seen the neighbour in the past few weeks' might trigger a welfare check.
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There is not enough information to determine what the neighbors goal was
I don't know how to read someone's mind
Two termites might do the same thing, with different goals
Two termites might do different things with the same goals
Last year the neighbors told me that she lived there for ten years
I have lived here 14 years and counting
From my kitchen I can see their kitchen
My kitchen is about nine feet from their kitchen
When they are inside the kitchen I can see them
The past couple of days my schedule has been per usual
Leave in the morning to go to the slave plantation
Come back same time almost every day
Besides there are many reasons why you might not see a neighbor for a couple of days
For example:. Quarantine, telecommute, vacation
Dropped dead is just one reason
Not everyone finds the same thing "weird"
However, sometimes spiders do weird things
Especially in the current city
If they can see the flies in my kitchen , they can also see my ( living ) skeleton
Besides sometimes I don't see them for a couple of weeks and I don't think anything of it
They did not arrange to interact with me every day or anything like that
Busybody neighbors
AnonymousAnonymous
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Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 70,206
Location: Portland, Oregon
03 Jul 2021, 5:42 pm
03 Jul 2021, 8:10 pm
A kid asked to pet Phoenix and I didn't know what exactly I should say, since he hasn't been around strange kids yet, so I stuttered super bad when I said they probably shouldn't and the kid looked at me like I was crazy. 
My brain does not process responses to new situations well at all.
07 Jul 2021, 11:28 am
07 Jul 2021, 5:43 pm
