Don't pee in the pool, in the ocean, in the shower or in

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Don't pee in the pool, in the ocean, in the shower or in your backyard. It's disgusting and uncivilized. Pee in the toilet.

Yes, it's disgusting, and I never have. Not even as a kid. Just the thought was too revolting for me.

i pee where i want in my own home, you're welcome.

(to an extent. i dragged out bedwetting well into childhood....)

Man last time I peed in the ocean this happened,



OP is for real lulz

I've seen a sign that warned people at a swimming pool not to pee in the water because there are sharks in the pool that come out whenever they smell pee.

A more common sign I've seen was "Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no 'P' in it. Let's keep it that way".

If the water is chlorinated, it probably kills the germs and stuff, but yes, it's still gross.

pee in the pool - guilty
in the ocean - guilty
in the shower - guilty
in your backyard - guilty
Pee in the toilet - My aim is off but I do try

all marine creatures defacate/give birth/lay eggs/die in the ocean so you and i hardly make a difference.

I still remember when it was our form's time for litter duty at school and someone found a glass bottle filled with piss and... the other thing. Pissing in a glass bottle is one thing, leaving it in front of a school is another. And this was supposed to be the rich side of town.

I was living in my car for a long time, and I peed in a bottle. Also, I lived in a 50 year old RV, and had to go through 100 yards of mud at the horse ranch where I shoveled muck in exchange for rent, so a lot of times I would pee in the yard because walking through all that mud in the rain was unpleasant. Another thing, I peed on my step brother's door handle for his car, because he was being a d*ck. Sometimes, I pee on things even when I don't have to pee, just because everyone needs to know, that's my territory, and I do what I want!

In my opinion, in your own home, you can do what you want - if you want to pee in your own shower, go ahead. If you're staying at someone else's house, a hotel, or otherwise using a shower that other people who aren't necessarily OK with it use, don't - just pee before you get in the shower (why you wouldn't do that in your home as well, I don't know - it would probably only save a few seconds to do it in the shower instead. But like I said, it's your house, you can do it if you really want to). In your backyard, technically it's also your property, but I think if anyone else sees you doing it, you could get in trouble for "indecent exposure." I also don't know why anyone would do that when there's a perfectly good toilet indoors, which would probably only take a matter of seconds to get to. In the ocean is also fine - there's already a bunch of pee and stuff in there. Where do you think the marine animals pee? In a pool, though, no, that's gross. People swimming in the ocean know there will be some gross stuff in the water, but in a pool, other people don't want to swim in your pee even if the chlorine kills any germs.