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NcNbl
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01 Feb 2011, 4:29 am

**Hey let's play a game. post an unfinished statement then the next person will continue it with another one till we create an on going story. you could say anything, it could be funny or whatever just continue creating it, no particular limits.. i hope this works.. hehe..

One rainy morning i woke up to a cold day and then i received a call from....

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01 Feb 2011, 5:23 am

...the IRS. They were questioning me about my tax evasion, so I told them...

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01 Feb 2011, 5:29 am

..."i want omelette & bacon for breaksfast. you?"
they said...

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01 Feb 2011, 7:18 am

We are coming around to arrest you because you owe us 5 cents from 10 years ago and the fines and penalties amount to a million dollars.

You said....

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01 Feb 2011, 7:34 am

... "i will runaway now.. nice talking to you.." put down the phone and went to the garage, and there was my...

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01 Feb 2011, 8:04 am

uncle from Egypt; he decided to stay at my home without notice...

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01 Feb 2011, 8:06 am

NcNbl wrote:

... "i will runaway now.. nice talking to you.." put down the phone and went to the garage, and there was my...

... Hummer filled with guns...

NcNbl
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01 Feb 2011, 8:15 am

hahaha!

so i drove my hummer filled guns away and my uncle from egypt named leslie stayed home. the IRS people just arrived there and they..

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01 Feb 2011, 8:35 am

NcNbl wrote:

hahaha!

so i drove my hummer filled guns away and my uncle from egypt named leslie stayed home. the IRS people just arrived there and they..

... arrested my Uncle. Bad luck for him

But in the meanwhile I went to Denny's and ordered a big breakfast but....

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01 Feb 2011, 9:19 am

I could not wait for the my order to arrive because out of the corner of my eye I saw two guys hop onto the hummer,which still had the guns in it!...oh no!...so I ran outside and...

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01 Feb 2011, 10:02 am

...danced the macarena then denny approached me, he...

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01 Feb 2011, 1:00 pm

...was screeching and steaming at the ears. "Get back in there and pay your bill!" he shouted, "And don't forget to leave a tip!" He slapped me with a flapjack. I turned towards my hummer and to my horror I saw...

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