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Toilet humor never fails to amuse me.

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The Turd List, pt. I

THE GHOST TURD
The kind where you feel the turd come out, see the turd on the toilet paper, but there's no turd in the bowl.
THE CLEAN TURD
The kind where you feel the turd come out, see the turd in the bowl, but there's no the turd on the toilet paper.
THE WET TURD
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between the cheecks of your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
THE SECOND WAVE TURD
This turd happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have more left to crap.
THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE TURD
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Turd." You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
THE CORN TURD
No explanation necessary.
THE LINCOLN LOG TURD
The kind of turd that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down, so you break it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

It's funny when not used in excession, but past that it's just irritating.

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It was the toilet scene to the original Austin Powers movie.

I do not like it at all and never have. At best, I find it boring. At worst, childish and in poor taste.

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The Turd List, pt. deux-

THE NOTORIUS DRINKER TURD
The kind of turd you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD CRAP" TURD
The kind where you want to crap, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
THE WET CHEEKS TURD
Also known as the "Power Dump." That's the kind that exits so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
THE LIQUID TURD
That's the kind where yellowish-brown sulfurous liquid shoots out of your tailpipe, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, painfully burns your tender poop-chute.
THE MEXICAN FOOD TURD
A class all its own- "It BURNS, IT BURNS!"
THE CROWD PLEASER
This turd is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

here's some trekkie(not that I'm one) toilet humour...

what do the star ship enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
they both travel around uranus searching for klingons

Captain's Log
*flush*

lol

I love toilet humor!

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