Where do sneezes go?

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09 Apr 2011, 11:31 pm

Where do sneezes go? I have had 3 of them go unsneezed in the past hour (my allergy's are acting up) :wall:

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10 Apr 2011, 12:52 am

Surrounding air.

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10 Apr 2011, 1:09 am

If I have one that isn't quite going over the edge, I can sometimes give it a push by glancing at the sun or a lamp (or any bright source of light). (I think 30% of people have the brain (mis)-wiring for having light causing/affecting sneezes.)

As to where they go, I don't know. It is kind of interesting how that is annoying, though.

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10 Apr 2011, 7:39 pm

Cleveland.

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10 Apr 2011, 9:20 pm

My sneezes do the same thing.

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11 Apr 2011, 1:12 am

put your finger against the end of your nostril and hum

is it gross? not really. does it work? every time.

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11 Apr 2011, 2:30 am

They go to Purgatory for roughly 5000 years or something.

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11 Apr 2011, 2:33 am

The same place that socks that go missing from the dryer go?

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11 Apr 2011, 3:07 am

Apple_in_my_Eye wrote:

The same place that socks that go missing from the dryer go?

You mean Álfheimr?

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11 Apr 2011, 4:15 am

Subotai wrote:

They go to Purgatory for roughly 5000 years or something.

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11 Apr 2011, 4:29 am

Space?

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11 Apr 2011, 8:34 am

Unsneezed sneezes travel down your spine back to your dan tien, where they are stored and then later released as farts.*

*Disclaimer: I am not a professional doctor.

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12 Apr 2011, 6:27 pm

sneezes coagulate into bogeys, which stealth like drop from your nose and roll under your bed
turning into 6ft plus mucus dripping bogey men. Thats what my gran said anyway.

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13 Apr 2011, 9:07 am

My Knickers!

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13 Apr 2011, 2:49 pm

They taught us on our first day of biology lectures:

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The theory also unifies canaries and the electromagnetic force. At long last, the GUT is here!

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13 Apr 2011, 2:50 pm

100 miles an hour at whatever is in front of you

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