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^ whoa, slow and steady doesn't win the race?? How heartbreaking for tortoises

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^ IKR!?

Leave Rachael Ray alone , she's got enough on her plate - her dog

I don't get how the man who killed Hitler is the world's most hated person.

My sister was a cancer... And she was killed by a giant crab

The once was a boy named Bobby, who was born with no body, only a head. Every day his parents would place him on a chair in front of the window so he could watch the other kids outside playing. He really wished he had a body so that he could run out and join them. And then one day, a beautiful angel appeared above him and said, "Oh Bobby, because you've been such a good and patient little boy, I'm going to grant your wish and give you a body." Poof! For the first time in his life, Bobby had his own body. He was so overjoyed he ran around the house ten times, then he went out and ran around the outside of his house ten times, and then finally he ran across the street to join the kids who were playing, but got hit by a car and died instantly.

Poor Bobby. He should have quit while he was a head.

School: We take bullying very seriously.

Kid: I'm being bullied.

School: We can't do anything about it unless there's actual proof.

Kid: *kills self*

School: This suicide was tragic and could have been prevented so easily, so please come to us for help, we care.

What do you call me being chastised by my mum for being the way I am?

Squirmany

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, rather than screaming in terror like his passengers.

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^ I've seen that ad. It looks like the spaghetti on the fork is trying to get away from that kid's mouth.

It looks like a plateful of worms.

^ ^^ indeed!