Make an extremely dark joke.

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My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Did you hear about the man who killed himself by jumping into an open manhole?

He committed sewer-cide!

How does a dyslexic commit suicide?


By throwing himself behind a train.

Did you hear about the guy who drowned himself in beef fat?

He committed Suetcide

Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

Sold his soul to Santa.

Why did Hitler commit suicide??
He couldn't afford the gas bill

How did they know it would be an unusually cold winter in Greece?

The politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

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What's blind and screams???
Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Tennis player ailments:

Roger Federer-back injury
Rafael Nadal-knee tendinitis
Novak Djokovic-celiac disease
Nick Kyrgios-diarrhea of the mouth

What has four legs and an arm?

A pitbull in a children's park.

Speaking of pitbulls, what's the difference between Michael Vick and a bucket of dog poop?

The bucket

Warning: sexual and ethnic content

A young Russian girl went to her doctor for a female examination. The doctor was horrified at her condition. "Have you ever had a check up there?

"Yes!" she said, "And a Pole, a Serb, a Croat, a Hungarian and even an Uzbek!"