SaveFerris wrote:
I little worried that I might overstep the mark with my dark humour , I nearly told a dead baby joke but decided to abort
and to think I was worried about posting the below joke:
Man's favorite word begins with m and ends with arriage
Miscarriage.
never gets old. Like the kid
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.