Make an extremely dark joke.

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^You crossed the line Fnord , that is sick as f**k , reported

What do you get when you cross a Spanish tennis player with a brand of chocolate?

A Juan Carlos Ferrero Rocher

(Not dark, just a little play on words)

Daughter: "Hey mom, how do you feel about abortion?"

Mother: "Ask your brother.”

Daughter: "But I'm an only ch ..."

Daughter: Mum, do you think I'm pretty?
Mum: What does your boyfriend think?
Daughter: What boyfriend?
Mum: Exactly.

A priest, a rabbi, and a protestant minister are standing by the side of the road, putting up a sign that reads:

"The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nutjobs!"

From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The priest turns to the others and asks, "See? I told you the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'!"

In a new movie about the girl in red who visits her sick granny in the woods, the wolf gets her this time. The title: Little Dead Riding Hood.

Dark tennis joke for Istominfan

Q: What is the definition of endless love?

A: Helen Keller & Andrea Bocelli playing tennis

Hagar the Horrible

I don't think this gallow humour is appropriate , when I went to the library and asked for a book on how to hang yourself , the librarian told me to get knotted as I wouldn't bring it back

SaveFerris:

I've heard that one with Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles, too.

Not related, but also having to do with tennis:

Why is a relationship with a tennis player doomed to failure?

Because in tennis, love means nothing.

Yeah , I copied that joke and was about to post it but re-read it and thought as I said it was dark humour and the joke contained two black men it might of been seen as racist so I changed it.

I was going to tell a joke about a frog in a blender but decided animal cruelty was *too* dark, and now I'm photos of *real* animals frozen and dead.

Googling for "Dark Comedy" led me to This Wikipedia Article:
So you see that opening a thread devoted to "Extremely Dark Jokes" lets in a lot of topics that would otherwise not be covered. I applaud those who have posted so far for showing as much restraint as they have, since covering every aspect of Dark Humor would likely get everyone in this thread banned and the entire thread consigned to oblivion.