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Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

07 Aug 2006, 11:47 am

I wanna be a lifeguard, just a
Public servant life-preservant man
I wanna be a lifeguard, with a
Million-dollar coat of tan, I’d
Sit up high up over the waves, and
Keep my eye on every cutie while on duty
So, if you need a lifeguard, you can
Bet your life that I’m your man

"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


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Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

07 Aug 2006, 1:55 pm

There once was a man named Lee,
Who one day swang from tree to tree,
But he lost grip and broke his knee,
And know he is in surgery.

I made that song up ages ago.

Thank you. Thank you very much.
*no crowd applause, the only sound is crickets chirping.*