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Something you'd like to share with us??

Sylkat

No, nothing, nothing, rest assured.

Commie smurf

Dear Kevinjh, I shall not rest assured until I am confident that a full-body Kevlar suit will not be necessary underneath my stunning cape.

Sylkat

Kevlar will not be necessary.

Says you.

Why am I feeling dubious about your too-quick reply?

Sylkat

Because it was too slow?

Or perhaps there is an instinct of self-preservation that whispers

"Kevinjh is Up To Something............Again"

Sylkat

Note: Make sure the glass covering the lamps is candy glass.

Forget the quaint mood-inducing lamps;

I am wearing full-body Kevlar and furthermore wearing a NightVision helmet! I intend to see exactly what is going on!!

Sylkat

The danger lies not in bullets and impact; it lies in combu-mmmrmmmf.

Oh, that is just peachy!

We not only have the tragedy of an exploded Mythical Creature, now we may have to contend with an exploded smelly swamp....
The dry-cleaning bill for my cape will be astronomical!

Sylkat

There will be gold buried under the tree with the loop in its trunk.

If the gold is buried it is underground.

Anything that Is underground, especially gold, is automatically claimed by the Dwarves.

So attempting to even peek at this glittering hoard will provoke those sweet-tempered, vertically-challenged, pleasant characters....

I think NOT!!

Sylkat

But would the Low King really want a mushy spot for his mines?

His mines are UNDER the swamp.

As if you did not already know that.....


Sylkat