WARNING! THEMACHINE1 IS APPROACHING POST 999

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As all of you are aware, TheMachine1 sleeps upside down in a cave in Texas, thus, that tattoo on his chest that we all thought said 999 actually says...Mothers, send your children to bed. This may be too scary for them. Fathers, load your shotguns and bar the door! I will only give this one warning! TheMachine1's tattoo says...
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666!! !! !

That's right! The four horsemen of the apocalypse will ride in, squashed underneath their upside down horses!! The sea will flow upward, and trees will fall out of the ground. The sky will fall out of the, um, er...the, uh, SKY!! and it will crush every living thing!! ! Don't say I did not warn you!! !

O.K. ! ! Who spiked werbert's drink with LSD AGAIN!! (geez this is like the umpteenth time this has happened!)

Could be mescaline. Could even be PCP, that induces paranoia, amongst other things.

Better hope he doesn't take SSRI antidepressants while on LSD. That is a seriously bad news drug interaction.....

BEHOLD THE APPROACH OF THE UPSIDE-DOWN, INSIDE-OUT, RIGHTSIDE-LEFT, WRONGSIDE-RIGHT, NORTHSIDE-SOUTH, TOPSIDE-BELOW, BENEATHSIDE-ABOVE ANTICONTRADISCHRIST!! !! !

Now I know that you're insane.

Insane is such an ugly word. I prefer reality-challenged.

Which I'm not.

Yeah I plan to have a meltdown at 998 and just start over with a new name.

I was thinking Pinky2006 from Boston Ma , 17 year old single, sex obessed aspie girl
looking for aspie males . And I do not care how they look or if they got a job , car
or money.

If werbert wasn't already carrying on a threesome with werbert and TheMachine1, he might want to give Pinky2006 a call.

When does she turn 18?

Yeah seems more like werbert on werbet for 2 minutes they both roll over fall asleep
and TM1 is forced to cry himself asleep listening to them snoring like pigs.

Ladies never fall in love with a man with an ego so big he splits into two Werberts.
One Werbert is enough to make you want to fall a sleep and never wake up. Two and
you will drive into a brinkwall after finding out you won a 100 million dollar lottery.

We never were good enough for you! Go ahead, drive into a brinkwall!

*Werbert 1 busts out the ice cream. Werbert 2 is ready with the spoons*

Hey you filthy *** ** * *****! !! ! Don't forget about Werbert 3, or didn't you see the poker game?

Bollocks. I know I am.

Oh crap we got a glitch in The Matrix again we got Werberts reproducing like bunnies.

Where is Neo when we need him?

TM1: Hello NORAD its happen operation Werboverdrive is in effect;
NORAD: We need the pass phrase TMI
TMI: Zulu September Bravo tango
NORAD: Authorazation given you may now enter launch coorinates
TMI: ...............................

I AM THE LUCIFER ALL BOW TO you're SUPREME MASTER.

GO ON BOW!!



THAT IS ME AND YOU WILL DO WELL TO REMEMBER IT!

BOW NOW MEASLY HUMANS!!

I think this is just his natural state.


Tell me more about the SSRI/LSD interaction.

To be honest I think Quatermass has it wrong. SSRI will reduce the strenght of
serotonin acting drugs like LSD. Infact if you had a bad trip taking your SSRI pill
will help you counter it.

I think many in the MDMA world thought at one time that SSRI enhance MDMA
(XTC) but infact it reduces the serotonin part of the drug (not the stimulation).