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MakaylaTheAspie
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25 Jul 2011, 2:45 pm

Shake and bake, then eat it.


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25 Jul 2011, 5:26 pm

Square peg, round hole: Just married.



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25 Jul 2011, 5:33 pm

minor character dies. nothing too sad.



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25 Jul 2011, 11:26 pm

I thought he said, "Hit it!"


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25 Jul 2011, 11:44 pm

Ralph Wiggum elected president of USA.

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26 Jul 2011, 12:42 am

sterfry wrote:
Ralph Wiggum elected president of USA.


:lol:

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26 Jul 2011, 12:45 am

sterfry wrote:
Ralph Wiggum elected president of USA.


I don't think this qualifies as fiction. It actually happened in 2000.

Edit: Well, 2004. He was appointed the first time.



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26 Jul 2011, 4:45 pm

He had already committed suicide once.



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26 Jul 2011, 4:50 pm

Sounds like Rorschach speaking. Intriguing.



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26 Jul 2011, 5:11 pm

Invisible man becomes a model

EDIT: Crap, that's only 5 words. I will get better at these!!


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26 Jul 2011, 5:12 pm

Infinity exposed as an elaborate hoax

Alien visits earth - no intelligent life

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26 Jul 2011, 5:13 pm

I don't know what's going on


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26 Jul 2011, 5:15 pm

Put fingers in oven for sausages


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26 Jul 2011, 7:46 pm

Jory wrote:
sterfry wrote:
Ralph Wiggum elected president of USA.


I don't think this qualifies as fiction. It actually happened in 2000.

Edit: Well, 2004. He was appointed the first time.


He became president of the Union of Super Awesomeness? I think not. :P


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26 Jul 2011, 7:55 pm

The orb shone brightly within darkness.



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26 Jul 2011, 9:09 pm

A blade-less knife without handle flickered.


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