15 Jan 2011, 4:38 am
I've decided to go into the lucrative business of granting vassalage to ye common folk.
The fee is a first payment of $100.00 (cheque or cash) to my PO box (available upon request through PM) plus a monthly tribute of $25.00.
Vassalage will give you right to display a banner of my choosing, permission to bear arms*, plus you will have access to me through an exclusive all Subotai members only web forum where we will discuss riveting topics such as... well you'll just have to join to see! But trust me, it will be kewl.
And saving the best for last, you will gain the exclusive vassal only right to paint my likeness upon canvas with the finest of oil paints (supplied by you) to hang as a center piece in your dining room and/or den! A $2500.00 value!** 
*I take no responsibility for any legal repercussion resulting from the bearing of arm/s
15 Jan 2011, 5:18 am
15 Jan 2011, 5:20 am
WOW! Already 3 satisfied customers! 
Join today!
Additional offer extended to all existing members and those who join in the next 48 hours!
Rock hard abs!
Join now! 
