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07 Aug 2011, 12:05 am

What is the most recent brainfart you've had? Mine was that I was eating ice cream and I scooped some up into a spoon, brought it close to my mouth and blew on it to cool it...needless to say I face-palmed.

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07 Aug 2011, 12:27 am

I ordered bean dip at a restaraunt, and one minute after I got it, I said "He didn't get my bean dip".

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07 Aug 2011, 12:47 am

Every day at university, I would have to open my bag when I left the library to show that I wasn't stealing any books. Usually you just walked through with an open bag, and they glanced quickly as you passed without stopping. And every day, I had to show my rail ticket when I got off the train to walk to the university (we don't live in colleges much in Australian universities). Again, you always walked straight through without stopping, just holding up your rail pass.

So one morning, in a complete mental fog, I got off the train, and opened my bag to show the ticket collector that I wasn't stealing any books from the railway station. It wasn't until I had walked on that I realised that I hadn't shown my rail ticket, and that I could remember seeing the ticket collector with a puzzled look, staring into my bag, wondering what he was supposed to see. He didn't chase after me, there were hundreds of other students passing through and he could not leave his post.

Sometimes you shouldn't do things on auto-pilot.

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07 Aug 2011, 7:39 am

I took a can of tuna and held it up to the kitchen faucet thinking it was the can opener.

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07 Aug 2011, 3:25 pm

Every time I walk downstairs my brain gets constipation.

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07 Aug 2011, 3:34 pm

I opened my fridge to get my tea kettle.

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07 Aug 2011, 3:39 pm

I often walk into lamp posts and then appologise.

god, how ridiculous that must look :oops: :lol:

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07 Aug 2011, 4:28 pm

When I was ordering a side of fries I asked for: BabyBQ sauce.

Yep. Brainfart all right.

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07 Aug 2011, 4:31 pm

I looked around for my glasses and realised I was wearing them. :lol: I swore I wouldn't do that if I needed glasses, but alas, it wasn't to be...

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07 Aug 2011, 10:17 pm

anna-banana wrote:

I often walk into lamp posts and then appologise.

god, how ridiculous that must look :oops: :lol:

(psml)

sorry

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07 Aug 2011, 10:58 pm

I can't remember. :lol:

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07 Aug 2011, 11:15 pm

one day I had a really bad case of it.

I put coffee in the half full sugar jar
put frozen veggies in the cabnets
put fish food in the bird's water

all in about 20 minutes
then just screamed ...HELP my mind is totally mush!

tripple brain farts

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07 Aug 2011, 11:55 pm

Yesterday i took everything out of the dishwasher then turned it on...

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07 Aug 2011, 11:57 pm

I went shopping a few days ago, it's about a 20 minute drive from my house to the town, by the time i got there, i had both forgotten what store i was going to, and what i wanted to get. I ended up in a hardware store and bot a broom. As i was driving home i remembered where i was going, i had intended to go the grocery store and get iceream.

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07 Aug 2011, 11:57 pm

I opened the fridge recently to get a sponge...

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