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MathematicalOwl
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09 Oct 2014, 12:22 pm

Justin Bieber has a USB port in his leg. If you plug an iPhone into it, you can install an app on it that will allow you to remotely control him.



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09 Oct 2014, 10:17 pm

My house of cards fell down while I was taking a shower. 8O


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09 Oct 2014, 11:48 pm

our guava tree did not just drop a guava noisily onto the floor. PLOP!
birds don't eat the dropped guavas at all.


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10 Oct 2014, 11:57 am

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10 Oct 2014, 6:25 pm

I hate mangoes.


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10 Oct 2014, 6:38 pm

i prefer squishy mangoes.


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10 Oct 2014, 7:52 pm

I like eating grapes.


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10 Oct 2014, 8:20 pm

My eyes are bigger than my stomach.


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10 Oct 2014, 10:39 pm

I have a Google alarm clock.


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10 Oct 2014, 11:02 pm

i Yahooed myself last night.


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11 Oct 2014, 6:34 pm

I have a G-MAIL account.


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11 Oct 2014, 7:07 pm

I am an expert in Photoshop.


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11 Oct 2014, 8:11 pm

i have absolutely no idea how to use GIMP.


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12 Oct 2014, 12:58 am

I ran a marathon today.


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12 Oct 2014, 1:52 am

A team of scientists have confirmed that blueberry muffins are not really tasty.



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12 Oct 2014, 2:35 am

Just finished a double century ride