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29 Sep 2016, 6:40 am

I am a world class athlete.



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29 Sep 2016, 7:50 am

I accidentally tore the fabrick of the space time continuum. Thank goodness for duct tape.



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29 Sep 2016, 8:19 am

I've seen the "Strings" of "String Theory."



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29 Sep 2016, 8:24 am

Football is interesting.


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29 Sep 2016, 9:21 am

I can fly


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29 Sep 2016, 9:23 am

EzraS wrote:
I accidentally tore the fabrick of the space time continuum. Thank goodness for duct tape.
Me to, accept I forgot my ducktape back at my house.


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I am pieplup i have level 3 autism and a number of severe mental illnesses. I am rarely active on here anymore.
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29 Sep 2016, 9:24 am

I can't fly. :P


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29 Sep 2016, 9:25 am

My life has more relevance than any inanimate object.



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29 Sep 2016, 1:38 pm

You can fly, Twilight?



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29 Sep 2016, 1:41 pm

Yes! I fly whenever pixie dust is available.


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29 Sep 2016, 1:42 pm

Pixie dust needs to be dusted with a pixie duster.


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29 Sep 2016, 1:59 pm

I like pixie dust. It's psychedelic!

A blatant lie: I've taken LSD.



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29 Sep 2016, 2:23 pm

LSD stands for Lycanthropic Singing Ducks.


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29 Sep 2016, 5:50 pm

I think the huge frizzy hair and shoulder pads that were popular in the 80's were like totally rad, and we should all start wearing them again.



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29 Sep 2016, 5:58 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
I like pixie dust. It's psychedelic!

A blatant lie: I've taken LSD.

Is pixie dust a drug reference?


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29 Sep 2016, 6:16 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I like pixie dust. It's psychedelic!

A blatant lie: I've taken LSD.

Is pixie dust a drug reference?


I believe so.


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