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16 Dec 2017, 4:56 am

Wrong Planet is but a figment of our collective imagination, a grand illusion that when we wake up tomorrow, will be found to not exist.



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17 Dec 2017, 3:31 pm

Staying up drinking until 6 in the morning and crashing on my friend's 2-seater couch has left me feeling completely relaxed, alert and full of energy today.


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17 Dec 2017, 3:36 pm

sugar is not fattening.



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17 Dec 2017, 4:39 pm

Having all my start screen tiles completely scrambled is my favourite feature of the latest Windoze 10 update.


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17 Dec 2017, 4:45 pm

I love having my picture taken.



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17 Dec 2017, 4:50 pm

I love the orange-haired menace and his bullyboy supporters.



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17 Dec 2017, 6:15 pm

I don't like my dogs.



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17 Dec 2017, 11:36 pm

All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth.



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18 Dec 2017, 3:31 am

of the chairman of the FCC, I would not fart in his general direction.



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18 Dec 2017, 5:16 am

Scientific evedence proves that I am a reincarnation of Queen Elizabeth I of England. She er I must have really pissed off the gods.



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18 Dec 2017, 5:18 am

I am not awake now, posting here.



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18 Dec 2017, 8:28 am

Bicycles were originally designed for fish to use.



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18 Dec 2017, 8:30 am

if the whole GOP leadership has to do the perp walk, I will not celebrate by getting roaring drunk and puking all over the place.



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18 Dec 2017, 10:51 am

I want a hippopotomas for Christmas.



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18 Dec 2017, 11:03 am

I would not take a hippo for xmas if it came with a million dollar$.



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18 Dec 2017, 11:14 am

JackTheRadiaution's claws don't have weight.


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