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19 Mar 2024, 7:43 pm

I have superpowers!

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20 Mar 2024, 11:43 pm

I think abortion is the best thing since sliced bread.

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21 Mar 2024, 1:18 pm

Here is a great way for do-it-yourselfers to save money!

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21 Mar 2024, 1:42 pm

The Natural Law Party won the last General Election here, and their levitating yogis have now solved all Britain's problems.

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21 Mar 2024, 8:42 pm

I'm not autistic at all. I have Down Syndrome instead.

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21 Mar 2024, 9:00 pm

Every sperm is a sacred and unique life that is exactly the same as you and me and deserves all of the same rights.

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22 Mar 2024, 1:25 am

You can judge everybody on face value

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22 Mar 2024, 9:53 am

I have blue hair and blond eyes.

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24 Mar 2024, 5:29 pm

I am skinny and have lots of facial hair.

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24 Mar 2024, 5:56 pm

Sounds yummy!

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24 Mar 2024, 6:19 pm

I did not just make tortillas from scratch and did not just eat a whole plate of them

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24 Mar 2024, 7:40 pm

I have a crush on an anti-vaxer who comes to the flea market. They're always wearing anti-covid shirts.

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08 Apr 2024, 2:18 pm

Finally! Proof that there are giant dragons in the sky.

I didn't see the actual dragon but one of them took a big bite out of the Sun!

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08 Apr 2024, 6:35 pm

Oregon was in the path of totality earlier today when the total solar eclipse happened.

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08 Apr 2024, 9:27 pm

It's not time for a change. I'm going to keep choosing war and fear over love and the 60s.

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11 Apr 2024, 11:08 am

The world ended when we had the solar eclipse and we're all dead now.

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