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23 Dec 2022, 9:59 pm

Portland is in the summer season, not the winter.

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24 Dec 2022, 5:09 am

Farewell everyone, I'm off to Mars for the festive season.

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24 Dec 2022, 4:59 pm

^ It's true, he is - I watched him take off!

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24 Dec 2022, 7:28 pm

My entire family will be gathered under the same roof for Christmas tomorrow. My parents' driveway is not icy and slippery at the top at all.

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24 Dec 2022, 9:34 pm

My wish came true -- the dog died.

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25 Dec 2022, 1:57 am

it's not xmas over most of the world.

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26 Dec 2022, 9:06 am

I didn't eat a thing yesterday, and neither did I drink too much.
Only a small bag of damp sand passed my lips all day.

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26 Dec 2022, 12:12 pm

Radish wrote:

Farewell everyone, I'm off to Mars for the festive season.

The best way to get to Mars is train!

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26 Dec 2022, 12:33 pm

gene roddenberry talked about that with NBC program execs when he mentioned his "wagon train to the stars."

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28 Dec 2022, 4:50 pm

A squirrel was trying to explain a problem to me. He was using fuzzy logic. I think his concern was nuts.

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28 Dec 2022, 6:49 pm

no GOPers support russia in its conquest.

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29 Dec 2022, 6:49 pm

Uh. Sorry to bother you all but Florida is missing!

(Florida is that hangy-downy bit at the bottom of the U.S. Atlantic coast. No dirty jokes about hangy-downy bits! I'm not old enough for that kind of humor!)

Could everyone living near an ocean look out and see if you can see Florida? Thanks!

P.S. Finders keepers!

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29 Dec 2022, 6:58 pm

marjorie taylor greene suddenly grew a conscience, is contrite about all the bad things she has done, now rejects trumpy and is in therapy for her sociopathy.

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30 Dec 2022, 1:05 pm

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime.

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30 Dec 2022, 2:03 pm

I haven't just spent £60 on a book!

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