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13 Dec 2022, 5:01 am

I can't wait to sit on my lawn later today and sunbathe reading War and Peace cover to cover.


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13 Dec 2022, 5:05 am

i don't want regular biorhythms.



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13 Dec 2022, 7:33 pm

COVID-19 is a conspiracy created by liberal media outlets.


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13 Dec 2022, 10:51 pm

there is no such thing as EM medicine.



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13 Dec 2022, 10:52 pm

I love the human race and want to give it a big hug! :D



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14 Dec 2022, 1:56 am

DeathFlowerKing wrote:
I love the human race and want to give it a big hug! :D


Hugging people is my favorite activity.



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14 Dec 2022, 2:10 am

Erewhon wrote:
DeathFlowerKing wrote:
I love the human race and want to give it a big hug! :D


Hugging people is my favorite activity.


hugging and cuddling with dogs is something I absolutely dislike, and that's because dogs aren't honest.



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14 Dec 2022, 10:51 am

Driving to visit relatives this weekend, oh joy. Looking forward to some of their home-made carrot and coriander soup.


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21 Dec 2022, 6:39 pm

Deep joy, my Christmas is complete - the supermarket was playing "Feed the World" today. Love that song, and it's heard so rarely this time of year.


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21 Dec 2022, 6:42 pm

auntblabby wrote:
in a previous incarnation i was Charlemagne.
Psh - my Gran was married to Attila the Hun and we still have his pet wasp, Mervyn.


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21 Dec 2022, 11:54 pm

If you let them inject plant chlorophyll into your skin you will be able to photosynthesize like a plant, and you will never hafta eat a crumb of food again! But you will be green.



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22 Dec 2022, 12:17 am

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If you let them inject plant chlorophyll into your skin you will be able to photosynthesize like a plant, and you will never hafta eat a crumb of food again! But you will be green.

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22 Dec 2022, 3:18 am

Last night i did walk a marathon.
I did walk the marathon within 2 hours.
i did walked the 42 kilometers barefoot.



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23 Dec 2022, 7:19 pm

The weather’s been very mild this past year.


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23 Dec 2022, 9:54 pm

we didn't have an inch of solid ice over everything today.



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23 Dec 2022, 9:58 pm

auntblabby wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
If you let them inject plant chlorophyll into your skin you will be able to photosynthesize like a plant, and you will never hafta eat a crumb of food again! But you will be green.

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That picture doesn't look at all familiar like the spriggans from Skyrim. :chin: