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17 Aug 2011, 4:05 am

If you stare at the sun, you'll lose weight.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:17 am

I don't feel tired at all.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:22 am

There are 1,436,935 keys on a piano.


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17 Aug 2011, 4:24 am

There are 1,431,935 keys on a piano.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:33 am

I can play piano very well.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:38 am

i can play the theatrical wurlitzer well enough to sub at pizza and pipes.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:50 am

I am a math genius.



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17 Aug 2011, 4:53 am

I am good at one thing.


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17 Aug 2011, 4:54 am

hardly anybody is bothering to post on this thread.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:07 am

I never laugh.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:15 am

I dislike potatoes.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:27 am

white is black.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:33 am

Two plus two equals five.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:53 am

A hippo is a very effective pastry cutter and makes nice frilly edges.


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17 Aug 2011, 5:55 am

the empire state building was originally constructed upside down, before the builders realized their mistake, then the neighborhood was paid to move away while they tore it down and rebuilt it right-side-up, so that is why this is not in the history books.



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17 Aug 2011, 5:59 am

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