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blitzkrieg
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17 Aug 2011, 7:23 pm

I'm overweight.



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17 Aug 2011, 7:28 pm

I sacrificed a small goat earlier in order to appease the sun god.



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17 Aug 2011, 7:31 pm

Trigas wrote:
I sacrificed a small goat earlier in order to appease the sun god.


I sacrificed the sun god to appease my small goat.



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17 Aug 2011, 7:36 pm

I have a horde of geese in my back garden.



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17 Aug 2011, 7:51 pm

johnsmcjohn wrote:
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I sacrificed a small goat earlier in order to appease the sun god.


I sacrificed the sun god to appease my small goat.


I didn't laugh at this when I read it :lol:



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17 Aug 2011, 8:47 pm

Pressing Alt-F4 reveals your personal gullibility index as a numerical integer in the range from 0 to 99, inclusive.


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17 Aug 2011, 8:55 pm

Fnord wrote:
Pressing Alt-F4 reveals your personal gullibility index as a numerical integer in the range from 0 to 99, inclusive.


I did not press those buttons just for the heck of it.....I am also not at all gullible.


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17 Aug 2011, 9:06 pm

I always read the entirety of someone's post before replying to it.



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17 Aug 2011, 9:50 pm

I occasionally wear women's clothing with Blitz :D



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17 Aug 2011, 9:55 pm

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I occasionally wear women's clothing with Blitz :D


That's hot.


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17 Aug 2011, 10:11 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
Trigas wrote:
I occasionally wear women's clothing with Blitz :D


That's hot.


Chrissy is obviously jealous :D



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17 Aug 2011, 10:51 pm

Trigas wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
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I occasionally wear women's clothing with Blitz :D


That's hot.


Chrissy is obviously jealous :D


Very much so.


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17 Aug 2011, 10:53 pm

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18 Aug 2011, 12:01 am

Life is great and I am thin, rich and live in tahiti with a mob boss midget boyfriend.


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18 Aug 2011, 1:12 am

I hate the taste of natto! :)



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18 Aug 2011, 1:17 am

jojobean wrote:
Life is great and I am thin, rich and live in tahiti with a mob boss midget boyfriend.


Really, that sounds like a good life, mine is better though. I am 5'8" and 120 pounds (but totally healthy) and I have rock-sold abs. I am blonde with deep blue eyes that sparkle and I am popular. I also have a boyfriend irl, and we go out all the time and eat yummy food (which I never gain any weight from because I have an amazing metabolism). Did I mention that I was naturally athletic and was varsity for a few different sports at the best high school in the nation. But now that I graduated, I am going to Harvard. Probably to become a politician....what with all my public speaking skills and social suaveness. I will go onto reform America and everyone will be open to religion and values and we will be a happy society and it will all be because of me. Yet, I will be gracious and not want any of the glory.


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