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18 Aug 2011, 1:35 am

chrissyrun wrote:
Really, that sounds like a good life, mine is better though. I am 5'8" and 120 pounds (but totally healthy) and I have rock-sold abs. I am blonde with deep blue eyes that sparkle and I am popular. I also have a boyfriend irl, and we go out all the time and eat yummy food (which I never gain any weight from because I have an amazing metabolism). Did I mention that I was naturally athletic and was varsity for a few different sports at the best high school in the nation. But now that I graduated, I am going to Harvard. Probably to become a politician....what with all my public speaking skills and social suaveness. I will go onto reform America and everyone will be open to religion and values and we will be a happy society and it will all be because of me. Yet, I will be gracious and not want any of the glory.


She obviously doesn't have an active imagination. :D



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18 Aug 2011, 1:41 am

Trigas wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
Really, that sounds like a good life, mine is better though. I am 5'8" and 120 pounds (but totally healthy) and I have rock-sold abs. I am blonde with deep blue eyes that sparkle and I am popular. I also have a boyfriend irl, and we go out all the time and eat yummy food (which I never gain any weight from because I have an amazing metabolism). Did I mention that I was naturally athletic and was varsity for a few different sports at the best high school in the nation. But now that I graduated, I am going to Harvard. Probably to become a politician....what with all my public speaking skills and social suaveness. I will go onto reform America and everyone will be open to religion and values and we will be a happy society and it will all be because of me. Yet, I will be gracious and not want any of the glory.


She obviously doesn't have an active imagination. :D


He obviously doesn't appreciate it. :wink:


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18 Aug 2011, 1:43 am

chrissyrun wrote:

He obviously doesn't appreciate it. :wink:


She is correct with the idea that blonde is a better hair color.



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