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09 Mar 2021, 7:03 pm

I can fart "Wind of change".

I know, impressive.

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09 Mar 2021, 10:50 pm

I don't with I was in London right now.

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09 Mar 2021, 11:06 pm

blackicmenace wrote:

I can fart "Wind of change".

I know, impressive.

So ...you can break winds of change????

Wow!

Can you break the Wind Beneath My Wings?

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10 Mar 2021, 12:15 am

naturalplastic wrote:

blackicmenace wrote:

I can fart "Wind of change".

I know, impressive.

So ...you can break winds of change????

Wow!

Can you break the Wind Beneath My Wings?

I sure can break wind beneath my wings, It's my primary mode of transportation.

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10 Mar 2021, 9:56 am

I prefer a silver chariot pulled by swans.

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10 Mar 2021, 8:04 pm

I will be dropping out of my school at the request of my mom.

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11 Mar 2021, 8:18 am

My mom knew Marco Polo's brother, Colin.

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11 Mar 2021, 2:14 pm

I have an uncle and aunt who always call each other "Uncle" and "Aunt." This came to seem less and less normal to me as I grew older. Turns out our family is just very inbred- they really are each other's uncle and aunt.

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11 Mar 2021, 3:15 pm

There is nothing odd about SOB.
You shouldn't eat or sleep there.
It is no fun to walk around there.
There is no blue alligator there.

8-O :thumright: :lol:

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11 Mar 2021, 6:01 pm

Aristotle made a living by juggling carrots.

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11 Mar 2021, 6:06 pm

I had slept all night.
And I wasn't supposed to go on a meeting an hour after. :lol:

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13 Mar 2021, 11:23 am

All the people who say they are protecting us really do, including the World Health Association and the United Nations. Each taking their individual planes to go meet to talk on topics, like the reduction of Carbon emission... :roll:

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14 Mar 2021, 10:28 am

This post contains wholemeal flour.

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14 Mar 2021, 10:52 am

Oprah caused the downfall of western civilization in that last interview- with Meg and Harry.

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14 Mar 2021, 1:33 pm

My family and I plan on visiting Buckingham Palace within the next 2-3 years.

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14 Mar 2021, 1:47 pm

I know how to shred a guitar.

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