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17 Aug 2011, 5:59 am

Coffee beans grow on cars.

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17 Aug 2011, 6:06 am

Wooden houses never burn down.

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17 Aug 2011, 6:09 am

10101010 xor 01010101 = 11100011

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17 Aug 2011, 6:12 am

I'm not telling a blatant lie.

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17 Aug 2011, 6:18 am

the NSA doesn't exist.

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17 Aug 2011, 6:21 am

The moon is made out of chocolate

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17 Aug 2011, 6:51 am

silverbeet is a narcotic

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17 Aug 2011, 7:03 am

I am Harry Potter. Expecto Patronum!

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17 Aug 2011, 7:13 am

I am Harry Potter's son.

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17 Aug 2011, 7:20 am

TenPencePiece wrote:

I am Harry Potter's son.

Wait...That is not true?

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17 Aug 2011, 7:27 am

This post contains a lie.

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17 Aug 2011, 7:30 am

This post contains wholemeal flour.

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17 Aug 2011, 10:44 am

Gummi bears scream when you bite them. It's just too high pitched for humans to hear.

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17 Aug 2011, 10:50 am

You can use two pieces of tree bark as headphones.

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17 Aug 2011, 11:08 am

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17 Aug 2011, 11:12 am

The meal I had at the Trafford Centre this afternoon was the best thing I have eaten this month.

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