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03 Dec 2020, 10:44 pm

trumpy lives up to his name. oh, wait....



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04 Dec 2020, 12:28 am

Biden is a real Sweet Pea. He also respects the sanctity of human life.


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04 Dec 2020, 5:23 am

POTUS has no more cards up his sleeve yet.



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04 Dec 2020, 5:31 am

Elevators beautifully yodel when one Is inside of them.



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04 Dec 2020, 6:07 am

i invented a flying saucer in 1969 but the gov't confiscated all materials from me and on pain of death told me to shut up about it forevermore.



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04 Dec 2020, 6:33 am

The goverment confiscated me.
Because of that, I became higher than the goverment. :twisted:

In turn, I confiscated them :lol: put them in a little sandbox world where they're all my toys to play with.

Now they're still convinced they defeated me by confiscating me back to them.
Oh, little do they know... :mrgreen:


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04 Dec 2020, 6:52 am

If you cross a tiger with a caterpillar, you'll get a man eating butterfly.



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04 Dec 2020, 9:44 am

There is a little green man who follows you around every where you go , and he disappears every time you turn to look at him.

And he follows you into the voting both, and once you leave, he changes your vote from Trump to Biden!

We need to expose these little green men!



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04 Dec 2020, 10:01 am

and not give them phuqing medals!



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04 Dec 2020, 10:51 am

Several channelers attests that I do have a angelic being apparently bonded to me.
They told me it was NOT a parasite or a malignant. :P And it was uplifting me.

They weren't scared whenever they try to scan me. Because it wasn't infectious. :skull:


Also I never am aware that there's just something dark about me...


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04 Dec 2020, 4:38 pm

Many UFO appearances have happened in my mom's native land in Central America.


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04 Dec 2020, 11:03 pm

Grammatical rules is best ignore.


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04 Dec 2020, 11:13 pm

pofolk don't need health care. they are indestructible.



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04 Dec 2020, 11:24 pm

A pylon can only be used once.


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05 Dec 2020, 4:37 am

5 little Ednas jumping on a bed. :bounce:
One fell down and bumps her head. :duh:


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05 Dec 2020, 4:53 am

Archimedes wore an aqualung.


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