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Erewhon
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05 Dec 2020, 4:55 am

Something that the most people dont know is the fact that Charles Darwin have been Sinterklaas for several years.
Right now at 5 december, Sinterklaas have give me a new Iphone.

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05 Dec 2020, 4:58 am

so did jethro tull.



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05 Dec 2020, 6:09 am

My robot army has just conquered Denmark for me, which is worrying as I didn't ask them to.


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05 Dec 2020, 7:38 am

Beavers built the Hoover Dam.



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05 Dec 2020, 9:50 am

Compulsions to do 'good' or 'act compassionate' and possibly pathlogical reasons to act upon 'virtues' does not exists.


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05 Dec 2020, 10:01 am

Tempus Fugit wrote:
Beavers built the Hoover Dam.

But only the clean-shaven ones worked on the project.


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05 Dec 2020, 6:57 pm

The New England Patriots are still the best team of the NFL even without Tom Brady.


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05 Dec 2020, 10:50 pm

I hate Germans and I think they're a bunch of Nazis.


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06 Dec 2020, 3:22 am

I never drink alcohol



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06 Dec 2020, 10:40 am

I look like Ray Davies of The Kinks. Tall and skinny.


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06 Dec 2020, 11:58 am

A sackful of ferrets is worth 16p. (or about 3,897 Vietnamese Dong)


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06 Dec 2020, 12:16 pm

Bowling balls make excellent christmas tree ornaments.



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06 Dec 2020, 4:03 pm

Paris is the capital of the UK.


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06 Dec 2020, 4:54 pm

Nobody lies.



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06 Dec 2020, 5:12 pm

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06 Dec 2020, 5:18 pm

Steven Crowder is funny.