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I have already moved out of my house & into my apartment.

Wales is full of tiger farms. They're farmed both for their meat and their colourful wool.

I'm not trying new things.

A lunar eclipse happens when the moon collides with the sun.

With great difficulty I caught a whole bunch of no-see-ums. At least I think I did.

And I taught them how to fly in different entertaining formations. Probably.

And now they are across the room doing a fancy aerial ballet for me. I hope...actually it is kind of hard to see them.

Um...wait a second...I don't see them...er...I mean I don't think they're there anymore...if they ever were...

If you see them...uh...I mean if you find them please feel free to catch them and keep them for your own entertainment.

Covid was created by dogs in order to make their humans spend more time with them at home.

In Australia we barbecue dog poo and cat poo until all the germs are gone. They are actually delicious. No wonder dogs eat their own poo.

I'm skinny and I speak with a Cockney accent.

If you study Divinity and you're really good at it, you become a God. This is why seminary teachers use inaccurate textbooks.

I think some folk in our area know this, too!

If you walk the paths in a park you will often see dog poo on the ground near the path. And I notice that you sometimes see dog walkers collect their dog's poo and take it away in a bag. I realized that they wouldn't be keeping the poo unless it was valuable in some way.

Now I know. They're probably using it in some of their recipes!

Trump was just packing the family china.

He didnt realize that the packing material he was wrapping cups and dishes in, and lining the boxes with, was ...wadded up top secret nuclear weapons documents.

Havent we all made that mistake while moving?

It makes a nice soup, too.

I'm completely sober.

I'm not thinking about dragon panties.

I got kicked out of the Scooby-Doo gang because instead of saying something like "Zoinks!" or "Jeepers!" when surprised, I would say "Flatulent floods of fecal matter!"