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14 Jul 2022, 12:14 pm

The COVID pandemic was inspired by the Cloverfield franchise movies!

**1. The Cloverfield Paradox
>=-=>A lab accident has horrible consequences.

**2. Cloverfield
>=-=>Deadly organisms propagate, killing many and causing massive disruption.

**3. 10 Cloverfield Lane
>=-=>People eventually tire of precautions and want to resume life-as-normal. It ends badly.


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15 Jul 2022, 5:07 pm

I have been silenced. Silenced, I say!


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16 Jul 2022, 2:15 pm

Former sort-of U.S. President Trump is now in legal jeopardy in multiple U.S. jurisdictions.

If his legal problems get serious enough he will likely flee the country and go to Puerto Rico.


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16 Jul 2022, 4:20 pm

The next expedition to the Moon will connect it to the Earth with a very long hosepipe so they can fill the lunar "seas" with water.


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17 Jul 2022, 11:42 am

I'm unable to post to WP.



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17 Jul 2022, 12:20 pm

I love summer.


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17 Jul 2022, 1:00 pm

I'm not really a radish, I'm a carrot with aspirations to become a better root vegetable.


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17 Jul 2022, 5:53 pm

I am Neo from The Matrix!


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18 Jul 2022, 10:03 am

I am Morpheus from The Matrix!


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18 Jul 2022, 10:45 am

It's freezing in here


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18 Jul 2022, 6:42 pm

Comets are really giant boogers that shoot out of God's nose whenever He sneezes.



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18 Jul 2022, 10:58 pm

The sky is nice and green today.


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20 Jul 2022, 4:41 pm

Fruit punch is not originally from Earth. It came from the Big Dipper.


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20 Jul 2022, 5:03 pm

I have a couple of carrots that can sing a really nice alto duet.
The others, not so much - they just mumble.


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20 Jul 2022, 6:54 pm

Being the most sensitive WP member is fun. It brings back pleasant memories of how different I was from the rest of my classmates. I looked like Schultz next to my stoic peers. I miss those days.


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21 Jul 2022, 3:20 am

In Australia we eat grilled koala to celebrate Christmas.