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18 Aug 2011, 6:23 pm

Republicans are descended from storks.



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18 Aug 2011, 6:23 pm

Deep-fried magnets are very tasty.


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18 Aug 2011, 6:26 pm

Psychic ability is as common as water.


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18 Aug 2011, 6:29 pm

Hamsters can be used as trumpets.


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18 Aug 2011, 7:11 pm

I never make mistakes.



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18 Aug 2011, 7:13 pm

Geese fly south from Canada during autumn to escape media attention.


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18 Aug 2011, 7:16 pm

I am the 12th doctor.



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18 Aug 2011, 7:38 pm

I think that Samurai Champloo is a really stupid anime. I especially hate Fuu. She's so annoying and definitely not cute in any way.



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18 Aug 2011, 7:41 pm

Fruit flies are the disembodied spirits of dead bananas


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18 Aug 2011, 8:04 pm

Fnord wrote:
Fruit flies are the disembodied spirits of dead bananas


That didn't gross me out.


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18 Aug 2011, 8:48 pm

Fnord firmly believes in the existence of psychics, and so do I.



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18 Aug 2011, 9:14 pm

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Fnord firmly believes in the existence of psychics, and so do I.

I knew you were going to say that.


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18 Aug 2011, 9:16 pm

I won the lottery!



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18 Aug 2011, 9:31 pm

I never mistake this thread for another one. :oops: :roll: :lol:


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18 Aug 2011, 9:44 pm

I have been simultaneously mistaken for Steven Segal and Danny DeVito.


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18 Aug 2011, 9:56 pm

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:
I never mistake this thread for another one. :oops: :roll: :lol:


I am not wondering what thread you are talking about.


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