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16 Aug 2011, 2:08 pm

I am so busy! Every minute I am doing something super-productive, and I always have something important to fill my time...I just can't seem to fit it all in. In fact, right now, I am doing many many important things and should not be on the computer.

Also, I love when my sisters sing in my ears....their high-pitched squeal-ly voice is JUST what I want to hear for multiple hours.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:09 pm

None of these posts are random.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:20 pm

I think giving ice cream to kids for breakfast is a great idea! It is healthy, high in fiber, and will help them stay focus at school all morning long!

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16 Aug 2011, 2:21 pm

The Daily Mail newspaper is a beacon of truth and contains nothing but immensely interesting, well-researched and wholly accurate articles which are all of national importance.
Most notably, it never sensationalises any story; never tries to increase sales by recycling Princess Diana stories and never finds a cause for cancer. Its pages are and always have been completely free of bile and vicious nastiness.
What an absolute delight to read, and a fine example of investigative journalism at its best!

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16 Aug 2011, 2:23 pm

I hate this thread.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:27 pm

My dog is invisible, which is just as well because he's six feet tall.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:29 pm

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16 Aug 2011, 2:32 pm

I am the sole anointed prophet of the Most Holy God.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:35 pm

God lives in my sock drawer.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:38 pm

Those asparaguses that I stock in denmark are ONLY for my pet dragon when it's about to cry!! !!

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16 Aug 2011, 2:44 pm

chrissyrun isn't the above poster.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:45 pm

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16 Aug 2011, 2:48 pm

Hold on a sec. I need to go feed my pet gargoyle.

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16 Aug 2011, 2:52 pm

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16 Aug 2011, 2:56 pm

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16 Aug 2011, 2:58 pm

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