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18 Aug 2011, 12:40 pm

Life is very easy to get through.



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18 Aug 2011, 12:40 pm

If a cone eats a car tyre, it grows to three times its original size.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:43 pm

I invented the self-extinguishing teabag.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:45 pm

The greeting cards are coming, the greeting cards are coming, THE GREETING CARDS ARE COMING, GET OUT YOUR CURTAINS AND FIGHT TILL YOU SEE GREEN AND BLUE BECAUSE THE GREETING CARDS ARE COMING!! !! 8O 8O


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18 Aug 2011, 12:45 pm

I love the human race, and I want to be just like them, they are just so patient, kind and understanding.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:47 pm

NONE OF THIS SENTENCE IS CAPITALIZED, IN FACT, I AM GETTING A LITTLE BIT ANNOYED BY THE LACK OF CAPITALIZATION IN THIS SENTENCE!! !!


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18 Aug 2011, 12:49 pm

I agree with a lot of people.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:51 pm

Let's eat grandma.


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18 Aug 2011, 12:58 pm

This thread was created a hour ago.



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18 Aug 2011, 1:05 pm

The stone age people liked to frequent WrongPlanet.net. Some got to 100,000 posts in one sitting.


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18 Aug 2011, 1:13 pm

Sarah Palin's story about Paul Revere was completely truthful and historically accurate.



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18 Aug 2011, 2:14 pm

The fatal overdose level of plums has not yet been established.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:17 pm

I'm a hologram.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:21 pm

The Tower of London is a Norman bouncy castle but was later given a stone covering.


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18 Aug 2011, 2:21 pm

When you use a pencil there is a chance it will turn hostile and attack you.