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18 Aug 2011, 5:36 pm

A crow makes a good telephone only if it's been wired correctly.


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18 Aug 2011, 5:52 pm

It's a universal rule that when you post something online, you have to send postcards to everyone who reads it.



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18 Aug 2011, 5:54 pm

Royal Mail is run by hamsters.


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18 Aug 2011, 5:58 pm

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18 Aug 2011, 6:00 pm

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18 Aug 2011, 6:11 pm

Air rattles when you shake it.


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18 Aug 2011, 6:14 pm

I love it when my best friend isn't at the clubhouse.


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18 Aug 2011, 6:17 pm

I have a pair of gills.


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18 Aug 2011, 6:18 pm

I was born tomorrow.


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18 Aug 2011, 6:23 pm

Flies travel only by hovercraft.


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18 Aug 2011, 6:23 pm

Republicans are descended from storks.



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18 Aug 2011, 6:23 pm

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18 Aug 2011, 6:26 pm

Psychic ability is as common as water.


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18 Aug 2011, 6:29 pm

Hamsters can be used as trumpets.


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18 Aug 2011, 7:11 pm

I never make mistakes.