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RESleight
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25 Sep 2018, 3:16 pm

It's water on the bridge

lostonearth35
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25 Sep 2018, 4:47 pm

I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a man with no feet.
So I took *his* shoes! :twisted:

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25 Sep 2018, 5:06 pm

If it's not broke, fix it until it is! If it is, hammer the thing to smithereens!

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25 Sep 2018, 5:13 pm

When you're going through Hell, stop and smell the roses.

-OR-

When you're going through Hell, make lemonade!

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"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people," said the man. "You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
-- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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Esmerelda Weatherwax
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25 Sep 2018, 5:14 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a man with no feet.
So I took *his* shoes! :twisted:

Oh good lord, this actually DID make me laugh out loud.