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06 Oct 2018, 3:22 pm

^ :lol:

Keep your friends close to get your enemy's toaster.



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06 Oct 2018, 8:38 pm

I bought the law, and I won. [spoken by you know who]



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06 Oct 2018, 8:45 pm

Keep your friends close and your furry friends even closer.



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06 Oct 2018, 8:53 pm

you fart what you eat.



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07 Oct 2018, 7:39 am

Passed the test with flying carpets.



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07 Oct 2018, 8:53 pm

new floss, lame as the old floss. [it always shreds]



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07 Oct 2018, 9:15 pm

You can get two birds stoned at once.



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07 Oct 2018, 9:16 pm

I did not have tex mex with that woman.



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08 Oct 2018, 8:03 am

spare the cod and spoil the child's fish stew.



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08 Oct 2018, 9:06 am

In a Siamese cat minute



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08 Oct 2018, 7:08 pm

Make a hornet-line for it.



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08 Oct 2018, 11:51 pm

"top of the popcorn farts"



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08 Oct 2018, 11:57 pm

every clown has a saliva lining



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08 Oct 2018, 11:58 pm

Make America Great Britain Again



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09 Oct 2018, 12:01 am

So in dog lives, you're dead



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09 Oct 2018, 12:03 am

Life's not a beach, or a peach within reach. Life is a hole with a well prepared mole.