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28 Jul 2011, 2:03 am

This is the thread where you can write a message to internet advertisers for things that don't apply to you

Dear internet advertisers:

I don't care what my credit score is. I've never owned a credit card in my life and I don't even have a job.

Sincerely,
chrissyrun

:lol: Have fun! :wink:

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28 Jul 2011, 2:09 am

I have adblock plus.

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28 Jul 2011, 2:16 am

Dear Internet Advertisers.

I too have Adblock Plus.

Your powers are weak.

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28 Jul 2011, 2:30 am

Dear Adblock,

You may think you're being clever sending your goons onto WP to sing the praises of your ad blocking service, but I'm on to you! I know it's much better to learn about adding fiber to my morning routine or staying in a Resort/Casino room for as low as $129 a night. Keep trying.

Suspiciously,
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28 Jul 2011, 2:36 am

Dear internet advertisers: I don't begrudge you trying to make money. Where I have a problem is when you insult my intelligence. I know damn good and well that I am not the millionth visitor, I refuse to interact with your lame click animated ads, and I don't believe you when you say that I have won anything. I'm not stupid. If you want to engage me, treat me like an adult.

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28 Jul 2011, 2:53 am

sterfry wrote:

You don't know the power of the Adblock side.

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28 Jul 2011, 3:32 am

Dear internet advertisers,
I am disappointed at your inability to target your ads to the audience. Honestly, I'm watching a talk show that normally airs in the middle of the day and is obviously aimed at a female audience. Yet you choose to advertise Cialis? Really? Let's do our homework next time ok? I have to sit through the ads, they might as well be interesting or relevant to me.

(Side note: lolz at the fact that google chrome's spell checker recognizes Cialis as a word)

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28 Jul 2011, 4:16 am

Dear spam senders,

please stop offering me eight inch male members. I have not enough storage space anywhere where I could store them.

Thanks in advance.

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28 Jul 2011, 7:30 am

Dear Spam Senders,

I will not reply to any email promising me lots of money from a Nigerian royal, especially if you can't even spell Royal correctly.

That scam is old school and it will not work on me

-tweetyfan

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28 Jul 2011, 7:37 am

http://adblockplus.org/en/

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28 Jul 2011, 8:14 am

Dear Internet Advertisers:

I do not have a penis. I have never had a penis. I do not even have regular access to another's penis. Therefore, I have no interest in enlarging my manhood, making her scream, or improving the quality and quantity of my erections.

I'm not sure you can understand this, but please try. Kthxbye!

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28 Jul 2011, 10:51 am

mv wrote:

You should try penis. Ask your doctor about penis today. Warning: Side effects of penis may include pregnancy, insomnia, and missing work. Read more at http://factsaboutpenis.com/.

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28 Jul 2011, 11:12 am

johnsmcjohn wrote:

mv wrote:

You should try penis. Ask your doctor about penis today. Warning: Side effects of penis may include pregnancy, insomnia, and missing work. Read more at http://factsaboutpenis.com/.

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28 Jul 2011, 11:18 am

Dear internet advisors,

I don't like the song "Take it Off" by Kesha, so I do not want to send it to my ringtone.

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28 Jul 2011, 11:33 am

There are ads on web pages?
Well, who'd a thunk it...
I suppose I could disable Adblock Plus and have a look?
Nah.

What? People mail spam?
Psh. Spamassasin filters all that out for me on my server: never hits my inbox.

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28 Jul 2011, 1:36 pm

Dear Internet Advertisers,

I don't really want a flat belly. I just want to get down to 200 lbs and stay there. I have a healthy body image, now. I don't want to be thin like I wanted to be 15 years ago, due to an uneducated choice in role models. I just want to be big and healthy instead of big and unhealthy.

Mick

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